Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog

Have you noticed the wondrous visage of Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion gracing the bar on the right hand of this blog? Over there -------->
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During the now fabled writers strike of 2008 the brilliant and enormously foreheaded Joss Wheadon had a thought. His thought was the Hollywood system of creating shows is broken, and the internet=cool. An thus was born Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog. Do you really want to know what it's about? You can't be convinced that it's worth seeing just because it stars the magnificent Neil Patrick Harris and the broad shouldered Nathan Fillion, Joss Wheadon wrote it, and it's free? You're a tough sell. Click on the banner and watch the trailer. Now go forth and spread the word support new media.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Never Never Land

It started slowly. Insidiously really. One day I was skipping class sleeping in spending time wondering if perhaps only one person really existed in the world and the rest were extras in a an other worldly double feature movie created by a bored omnipotent being and the next I was waking up at 5am on a regular basis trudging through a two hour commute to make $14 an hour plus benefits. Sure every once in a while there were small reprieves. A concert one night, a session of binge drinking another night, staying up all night to read Harry Potter and Deathly Hollows. Little by little though I started paying bills on time, vegetables that were not on top of delicious meat patties where being introduced into to my diet, and I leaned how to use the word Kafkaesque appropriately.

Luckily my commute to work is no longer two hours long but still I'm waking up at 5am. Why? To do what I swore would never be worth getting out of bed a few short hours after I fell asleep for: exercise. More precisely swimming. Well it's really more like determined flailing, or NOT drowning.

Four times a week I wake to my cell phone's alarm ringing to the tune of A-Ha's Take on Me. Getting out of bed is hastened by the usual morning need to pee. While on the toilet I convince myself that I'll go to bed early tonight so this won't be as horrible the next day. I never do and it always is.

By quarter to six I've encased my jiggly self in to a bit of Lycra and am racing the senior citizen, who doesn't know we're racing, in the lane next to mine. I don't count the number of laps as that may lead to disappointment. Instead I measure success in the decreasing number of ragged gasping breathes I have to take between laps. After three weeks it's down to eight, yay for me!

So here I am on that shining razor edge between what was and what will be. I still refuse to go to bed before midnight, I laugh hysterically when Matt makes our teddy bears dance, sometimes when I go to the supermarket for ketchup I come back with pie and chips. But still I can't seem to escape the looming world of adult hood with it's soothing yet confining regularities.

I still remember how to get there, Neverland, right at the second star straight until dawn. That second star it's not as bright as it used to be and getting hard to see.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy 4Th!

Happy fourth of July everyone! This is my third year as an official card carrying American and I take this time to reflect on what that means. For instance I just realized that all those years from second through sixth grade where I was made to participate in "I'm proud to be an American" sing-a-longs, coloring in red white and blue flags, and saying the pledge of allegiance were in fact acts of high treason on my part. oops. (for those just tuning in I was officially a Venezuelan citizen prior to 2005)

Well punishable by death acts aside please partake in a recent conversation I had with a friend of mine. I call it When Geeks Chat. Think of it as an anthropological study

12:18 PM Peter: "Resistance is Futile. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own."
me: HAHA
12:19 PM Peter: Happy 4th to you too! =)
me: is it sad that the only red white and blue in my closet is on a borg shirt? (said t-shirt can be seen above )
Peter: HAHAHA... naaa
12:20 PM It's okay, for a long time (7.75yrs) to be considered patriotic, you have to be a Borg drone....
me: so Nat tells me your sporting an Ironman look (my friend is having heart issues and his doctor made him wear a heart monitor)
12:22 PM Peter: Sort of... it's really more like Locutus- early looks
12:23 PM Wires and stuff... not pretty
But thankfully it's only for 24hrs
me: well it certainly can't be due to the work environment provided by tufts
12:24 PM Peter: Perish the thought!
me: how's the baby coming along?
or rather babies
Peter: That and the fact that Megan is almost ready to give birth any day....
One baby!!!
12:25 PM I'd die if it wasn't
me: it
it's why god gave you two arms
Peter: Uh-huh
me: :-p
12:26 PM Peter: ::shakes fist:: "Why I oughtta!"
12:28 PM Well the name is definitely going to be Luke, BTW
me: soon you'll be in a rocking chair saying "why when I was your age I had to illegally download albums on song at a time"
Luke is AWESOME!!!!
12:29 PM one song not on song
Peter: Yeah, "None of this fancy-shmancy neural interface download. We had it rough, we needed iPods.!"
12:30 PM me: ok so check out this baby name popularity chart for luke http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Luke
12:31 PM me thinks there was a disturbance in the force somewhere in the 70's
Peter: "Luke.... I am your Father!"
12:32 PM me: Can you get a onsie that says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Peter: HAHAHA... LOL
"THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE!" That's cooler
12:33 PM me: much
and then the onsie should have one little sleeve sewn shut so he can't get his little hand out
lol
Peter: LOL
me: I'm tearing up
12:34 PM Peter: I personally think that a onesie that says "You'll find that I'm full of surprises."
would be pretty funny
12:36 PM me: oh man you think meagan would allow the kids room to be totally starwars pimped out? kinda like this but for star wars? http://www.whatisblik.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=B&Product_Code=NIN-SMB1
12:37 PM Peter: Super Mario bedroom = Kewl
me: well my lunch is over gotta go!
Peter: Later - see ya
12:38 PM me: make sure Nat tells me when you disappear into paternity leave land
Peter: I will!