Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Mid-Afternoon Heart Attack


Me: Thank you for calling (....) , this is Gaby how can I help you?
Caller: Hi this is Steve from the Oregon STD Lab, is this Gaby?
Me: Yes, (oh god, oh god, I gave blood the other week, do they call you if they find something? Did they find something? It must be important they tracked down my work number. Why are they calling me? This can't be good. Fuck, fuck, Matt is so dead! ARGGG!) this is. How can I help you?
Caller: Your coworker Jim told us you handle our standing media order for TSA plates and I was wondering if you could help me find a price for an item.
Me: Oh yea, sure can! :::head hits desk:::

1 comment:

Gapunzel said...

Hahahahhaha! They seriously need to coach their employees to mention which department they're calling FROM.