Travel Update!

Recently sighted 20 miles from the Washington-Oregon border, a white Toyota Corolla with Massachusetts plates. The driver is one Gaby, a fugitive from Massachusetts, wanted in Oregon on several counts of possession of a controlled substance (kisses) with intent to distribute. She is not wanted in any other state (ahahahaha). Last known companions: the highly dangerous Teddy Bandidos Gang. If seen, please report immediately to Sergeant Detective Matt at the Portland, OR police bureau.