For those of you who missed the news at the end of the last post

Click on play!

Now imagine me dancing around the room, while braying:
"GABY HAS A JOB! NOW WE CAN AFFORD FOOD!"
"GABY HAS A JOB! THERE WILL BE NO MORE PLAINTIVE DEMANDS FOR PRESENTS!"
"GABY CAN BUY ME SUSHI!"

Cue the parade of acrobats and elephants through the living room.

"GABY CAN SPEND TIME DOING STUFF OTHER THAN WATCHING STAR TREK RERUNS!"

Now I get out my big medieval hunting horn and blow an ear-splitting blast. I carry Gaby around on a chair in triumph. Elephants are breaking all of our furniture and pooing on the carpet. It's a good thing Gaby has a job to pay for the repairs.

"GABY CAN BUY NEW FURNITURE AND CARPETS!"