Monday, December 31, 2007

2008 Dawns

Happy new year to all our loyal reader! 2007 ends with a real bang at our house, as we sit and watch Star Trek while eating takeout Chinese food. Further merriment would involve a few things that are in short supply right now: money (thanks a lot, Christmas shopping), energy (thanks a lot, Christmas guests) and planning (can't yet blame that on Christmas, but I'll work on it).

In Gaby's Japeruvian culture, it is said that wearing gold-colored unmentionables on 1-Jan will bring good fortune in the coming year. (At least, it is said by Gaby. It is difficult to find other Japeruvians to corroborate this.) We have decided to give this a shot, and hope that the inclusion of this photo of our attempt will give you all good fortune in 2008 too.
happy new year! 08' copy

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Gobble Gobble

The holiday season is almost upon us, which reminds me how very far away I now am from my home near the site of the first Thanksgiving. In the spirit of leaving the familiar and exploring the unknown, we are considering not having a turkey on Thursday. While researching what to prepare instead, I found this trove of turkey-shaped foods not made of turkey. Take a peek at these alternative Thanksgiving dishes, which may excite or disgust you. There are also brief descriptions of the artistic and gustatory merits of each entry.

http://www.daniellespencer.com/graphics/projects/various/jello_turkey/2007.htm

Friday, November 9, 2007

Sorry for the delay

I don't know what has been up with me for the past week. I have not had the energy to post for a while (though, curiously, I did have the time, due to some unexpectedly cancelled classes). Maybe it's because Gaby is currently refusing to play foosball, Cathedral, chess or Monopoly with me. Without these traditional outlets for working out my frustration and getting away from thinking about the law, I have become a little listless. But here I am now, the result of a titanic effort on my part, and I want to share a Halloween story with you, gentle readers, in honor of my record time in consuming all the leftover trick-or-treat candy (total trick-or-treater count for the entire evening: 0). For your part, reader, please email Gaby and tell her to fulfill her roommately duties of playing senseless games and trash-talking me the whole time, so that I can get back in the groove here. I fear she has become a little too responsible now that she is bringing home the bacon.

Well anyway, late last month, baskets of free candy bars began to appear outside of a few professors' offices in honor of Halloween. These were obviously designed to brighten the day of any student at office hours, or the staff, or any passersby who enjoy the occasional chocolatey treat. Being a hungry grad student, I quickly noted the locations of the freebies and became a frequent plunderer of the baskets. My chocolate-seeking behavior swiftly spiraled out of control, however, and soon I was to be found hanging about the baskets rather more often than was reasonable. Often, I would swoop down several times a day for a pick-me-up (okay, a handful of pick-me-ups), and I was convinced that the secretary whose desk was directly across from my favorite source was becoming suspicious of my activity.

I tried to quit. Honestly I did. But one bright afternoon in the library, I just couldn't hold out any longer. Abandoning my books and notes, I stole across campus in search of just one sweet taste of sugar.

My plan was simple and devastatingly brilliant. I was going to stride into the hallway, looking studious but perplexed, as if some troubling question were weighing heavily on my mind, and head directly over to the office of a professor whom I knew would not be in on that day. Once there, I would make a show of being disappointed at discovering the prof's absence, then turn around and trudge away slowly. Of course, this was all an elaborate ruse that would allow me to surreptitiously check to see that the coast was clear around that basket of goodies. If my nemesis the hawk-eyed secretary was not around, I could grab as many fun-sized Twix as would fit in my pockets, then get the hell out of there, no-one the wiser.

When I got there, my plan went perfectly. No prying eyes, no professors, no students, no secretary. Money. Soon I was wrist-deep in nougat and caramel. Giggling softly to myself, I took about half the supply and made my way back to the staircase. Of course, I had not reckoned on taking this much candy, so it was a little difficult trying to stuff my pockets. And then, disaster! I heard the distinct sound of a female step descending the stairs. There was nowhere to run. I had to act fast to hide the evidence.

I panicked. In what was, in retrospect, the worst move I could have made, I crammed my hands under my shirt and dumped the chocolate down my trousers, trusting that the fitted waist would keep the candy from sliding down the legs and onto the floor. To hide the obvious bulge at my trouser front, the first hand to extricate itself from my pants pulled my shirt free. The untidy "untucked" look is not so professional-looking, but it is concealing.

That is when the female step on the stair resolved itself into a real and visible female person. I can only imagine how horrible was the sight before her. In her plain view was a very guilty-looking male with one hand still wrapped up in the bottom of his shirt, while the other hand was clearly caught in the front of his trousers. What did I do to extricate myself from this delicate situation? I froze in fear, put on a very stupid grin, and allowed the shocked-looking blonde to pass. Then I ran for it, up the stairs and out of the building. Unfortunately, the wrappers in my pants made my rapid ascent a noisy one, and the extremely noticeable crinkle crinkle sound at each step (something like Mylar underpants would sound) scandalized the poor girl still further. Thank God it was a only student I don't know. If I had had to look that face in the eye at my next class, I probably would have died of embarrassment.

I was mortified enough as it was, and sufficiently put out that I totally forgot about the candy until I was back in the library. Which made for another interesting moment, as I had to then duck into the first abandoned-looking aisle of books I saw, then remove all the chocolate from my pants without attracting any more attention to myself. Easier said than done, believe me; libraries are quiet places, but as I had already discovered, candy-bar wrappers are not silent accessories when handled carelessly. On the other hand, taking my time meant more opportunity for a student to blunder into my aisle while I was in yet another compromising position. There was nothing for it but to hurry the process and hope for the best, while whispering the silent prayer "I cannot be banned from the library this early in my school career." This time, I caught a break, and even managed to get the chocolate hidden in my schoolbag without any further incident.

But I'll tell you one thing: I didn't go back to that basket of free candy again. Not until late that Saturday night, when I was sure no-one would be around.

I'm not alone


Sometimes my brain, like most people's, goes on vacation. Unlike most people, who start thinking about the mundane things like what to make for dinner, do I have enough underwear to last me the week, did I feed the cat? I come up with scenarios like what to do when a crazed employee comes in with a shotgun, how to best survive a zombie attack, what is the best invention to recreate after the apocalypse and you are one of the few to survive? After seeing this web comic I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Woohoo!

The Sox win the Series! That's enough happy to make me okay with the fact that I'll be staying up half the night to catch up on work!

Halloween

Bender Pumpkin Lit
Eeeee!!! I love Halloween. The first time I encountered it I was 6 and had just found a whole new reason (besides sledding) to love America. Free candy! Dressing up! Knocking on strangers' doors and demanding the aforementioned candy. Growing up on Route 9 in Worcester we always had to go somewhere else to do my trick or treating. I certainly wasn't going to let the fact that I lived on a highway get me down. Not while there was free candy to be had.
Homemade costumes was the way to go for me. So I would dress up in my black jeans, white turtleneck, black bowtie, cat ears on a head band and a tail pinned to the back of my jeans. My mom would draw whiskers with her eyeliner and I was rearing to go with plastic pumpkin bucket in hand. The costume would change year to year but kitty cat was a faithful standby. My dad would drive my sister and me to a nicer neighborhood and he would tail us in the car as we went knocking door to door. Thank God that by the time of my first Halloween I had grasped English well enough that I could shout "Trick or Treat" in delight over and over that one night. The best part was getting home, pouring the candy out of my bucket and making the appropriate trades with my sister. 1 snickers bar = 2 almond joys or 4 red licorice sticks. Black licorice was tossed aside and the full sized bars wouldn't be traded for all the fake gold coins in the other's pile.

As the years went by my trick or treating partners changed from my older sister, who was now too cool to dress up, to Michael, Jason and Edwin (the kids of my parents' friends and my adopted cousins). We figured out that the nicer the neighborhood was the better the treats were. So, as we would have to go to another neighborhood anyway one year we went to a upper middle class neighborhood with nice lawns and shiny cars parked in the driveways. The better part of the night went great. But the last house we went to was a cold bucket of water to dampen the night's fun. We walked up to a white house with black shutters, a seasonal wreath hung on the door. We rang the doorbell and waited. An old lady opened the door bowl of candy in her hand. We shouted the ritual chant "trick or treat!" and she looked at us for a moment, not opening the screen door. "You're not from this neighborhood" she said, and closed the door. I was probably 11 at this point and my sense of right and wrong, justice and acceptance was overdeveloped and mostly derived from a certain captain of a certain starship named Enterprise NCC 1701-D. I knew people weren't always good and kind but geez to a bunch of kids on Halloween? But just as suddenly as it happened we brushed it aside. My dad was waiting patiently in the car and soon we would be home counting, trading and feasting.

The last time I ever went trick or treating was with Matt and his little sister Monica. I dressed up as a devil, a la Lola from Damn Yankees, Matt dressed as an angel though I don't recall what Monica dressed up as. I want to say kitty cat but I may be superimposing my standby costume on her. It was short and fun. Mostly I was just enjoying being dressed up and being with them.

Halloween was a great part of childhood and I wish that it was still socially acceptable to go out and demand candy from strangers. New plan as soon as I pop out a kid I'm dragging it door to door umbilical cord possibly still attached if necessary. It's not for me it's for the kid. I swear.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

For those of you who missed the news at the end of the last post



Click on play!

Now imagine me dancing around the room, while braying:
"GABY HAS A JOB! NOW WE CAN AFFORD FOOD!"
"GABY HAS A JOB! THERE WILL BE NO MORE PLAINTIVE DEMANDS FOR PRESENTS!"
"GABY CAN BUY ME SUSHI!"

Cue the parade of acrobats and elephants through the living room.

"GABY CAN SPEND TIME DOING STUFF OTHER THAN WATCHING STAR TREK RERUNS!"

Now I get out my big medieval hunting horn and blow an ear-splitting blast. I carry Gaby around on a chair in triumph. Elephants are breaking all of our furniture and pooing on the carpet. It's a good thing Gaby has a job to pay for the repairs.

"GABY CAN BUY NEW FURNITURE AND CARPETS!"

Friday, October 26, 2007

Interview Questions

It's never a good sign on a prospective job when you feel during the interview that the employer has no regard for it's employees. Generally people trying to hire you at least pretend to have social skills. They spend some time telling you how great their company is and why you should work there. During initial interviews they go over the standard questions of "What are your strengths? What is you biggest weakness? Do you prefer working in a team environment or by yourself?" But it's the questions that they come up with after the standardized ones that have more to say about them then you.

Questions like:

-"Why did you leave your last job? And the job before? And the one before that?"

Indicate that they have a high turnover and instead of taking responsibility for the work environment they have created they have chosen to blame the countless employees who keep quiting. This only applies though if your resume doesn't reflect "job skipping" i.e. six months here six months there.

-"How do you handle difficult coworkers?"

I haven't even started here and someone already doesn't like me? Generally this means you'll be working with people who may have not been informed of social norms and boundaries. Think sales people who will step all over you to get to that quota at the end of the month.

Besides those tell tale questions there is the whole tone of the interviewer. Do their voices sound kind and inviting, demanding and questioning? Are they trying to be evasive when you ask about holidays and benefits? Or are they honest and upfront?

While on this job hunt I have interviewed with several people here in Portland. Early on I went to a job fair and met a representative from a health care company who runs several assisted living facilities in the area. And right off the bat I got a bad feeling for the company. The man who was there grabbed my resume from my hand. He liked my experience and proceed to ask the why did you leave your last job question. Then he pointed his finger at my face and told me to complete the application online and call him the next week. He wasn't rude really but I just didn't get good vibes from that man. Just the same though I went ahead and applied and they called me a few days later to schedule and interview. When I got there they had me wait half and hour in the lobby. When I finally got to see the interviewer the full time billing position that I applied for turned into a part time night shift front desk position. I was told that wasn't the kind of position that I wanted and ushered out. I don't know what to make of that. In kindness I decided that someone had made a mistake in posting the position. Though they still have it posted.

Netflix was an interesting experience. They just moved their call center to the Portland area and I was very excited about this company. Netflix is known as a generous flexible company who values new ideas. Apparently this only applies to their head quarters. They for some reason have a call center that is open 24-7 (meaning holidays and weekends too). What was the most displeasing as a perspective employee is the desk situation. They have a farm of open cubicals dispersed within it are areas with couches and laptop stations. You don't get your own desk. Each time you come in for work you sit wherever and work. No pictures from home, no silly personal touches that make the call center experience survivable. You'll never know if the person who was using the headset you know have on is currently in the hospital consumptive and dying. The couches and laptop areas are for your scheduled breaks. They sat unused. The interview itself was pretty standard again mostly with the undercurrent of trying to figure out how long I would work for them before quiting. And oddly a video that was mostly about Blockbuster.

The interview with PML Microbiologicals was ideal. The woman who called me initially was upbeat and excited. She was honest and upfront with the terms of the position and her questions were centered around getting to know me and my experience. The physical interview was standard and only committed the difficult coworker faux pas. But they took me answer of demanding professionalism with approval. It took a little bit Red Sox detour when I mention Boston. All in all I think that it's a fit. Which is good because as of Monday I'll be working there.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Not dead yet



In case you were wondering why I haven't written it's not because Matt has grown sick of me and summarily locked me in a closet. It's more that I've been procrastinating at the one thing that I can procrastinate at while not employed. Even though it means that I'm not doing something I enjoy doing. My urge to procrastinate is boundless and when faced with not having something substantive to direct itself to it has instead chosen to attack my blogging. So my apologies and to make it up to you we went for a walk in our neighborhood and took some pictures we hope you'll enjoy.

Meanwhile on the job front I've landed phone interviews with Alphacard, Netflix, and PML Microbiologicals. I'll reserve my impressions of these companies until a job is secured and I know whose back I can talk behind. I would hate to be the inventor of the term pre-dooced : to not be hired in the first place because of one's website.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Portland: The Land Of Beef and Beer


#1 reason to move to Portland if you're not the crunchy granola "I love the environment and my idea of a good time is surviving bear attacks while hiking up Mt. Hood" type: good cheap beer and beef. ( wine as well for the snooty crowd) Oregon is blessed with fertile soil and incessant rain which apparently are essential ingredients to growing grapes, hops and cows. As such the many microbreweries flooding the market bring down the prices of local beer. And hell you can't drive two blocks without hitting a cow. I may be exaggerating about the cows but we have many ranches at the eastern end of the state (staffed by actual cowboys with boots and ten-gallon hats), which equals cheap beef. YUM!

(Pic is of tonight's dinner. The steaks came in a pack of four for $20.)

HUGE-SHI


Matt and I are notoriously bad at the whole cooking at home thing. So much so that instead of making a lunch to take to school Matt will just not eat until dinner. I, on the other hand, have been known to eat out twelve times a week. In our present condition of me being a penniless leech we have been trying to limit the number of times we eat out each week to just once. I know I just heard all the full-fledged card-carrying grownups guffaw at our carefully thought out money saving plan of just eating out ONCE a week but we choose to see it as personal growth.

Yesterday for our weekly feast we went for sushi. We chose Saburo conveniently located within walking distance of our house (a fact that did not escape us when looking for a place to live). Saburo is notoriously popular and everybody (all four people we've been brave enough to talk to) has recommended it. The place has got that hole in the wall feeling and yet there is always a long line outside rain or shine rain. As per usual Matt and I ordered three maki rolls and a handful of different nigiri sushi, some miso soup and gyoza. In our experience this is enough sushi fill our bellies but not to the point of inducing a food coma. Our waitress came by took our order and made a face as if to say "are you sure you want that much?" or perhaps it was more of a "woohoo good tip today!" kind of face. It's hard to decipher between the two. When our food arrived a short while later we understood the waitress's reaction. The sushi were ginormous! The nigiri were like an entire fish was fileted for each piece and the rolls, normally consumed in one dainty bite, took two or three bites to finish each piece off. We had indeed over ordered. And for the first time ever we took sushi home in a doggie bag.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Hooray for wasting time!

At the recommendation of a friend, when Gaby and I got the hankering to procrastinate today, we tried out the following website:
www.freerice.com
This simple but solid little URL provides what few time-wasting Internet destinations can: a sense of satisfaction for the conscience. The site is basically an endless vocabulary test, but as you answer questions correctly, you win grains of rice that are paid for by the site's corporate sponsors and donated to hungry people. Now, procrastination doesn't even have to make you feel guilty!

Furthermore, it's super entertaining to play. Like, a barrel full of monkeys entertaining. The program is written so that it delivers questions at your vocabulary skill level, and you can advance by correctly answering multiple questions at your level, but you can also fall back to a lower level if you answer any question incorrectly. I seriously just spent the last 90 minutes trying to advance past level 50, which seemed like a nearly impossible task, until Gaby walked in and pointed out that there are only 50 levels, so it actually is an impossible task. Sure, I felt momentarily foolish at the loss of the hours I would never get back, but on the flip side my stubbornness is probably feeding an entire village right now. Plus, if you live with word nerds, you can compete with them by incessantly calling out across the apartment the number of the level you've reached. (Or so I've heard.) Oh, who am I kidding? Our apartment sounded like a cattle auction this evening, only with more trash-talking.

By far my best pull of the night: being able to pull the definition of "autochthonous" out of my kiester.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Haute cuisine chez nous

Wrapping up our week of French-themed meals last night, Gaby and I decided to make a gigantic pot of Soupe a l'Oignon Gratinee (better known at every Applebee's in the land as French onion soup). This was risky: Gaby does not usually like soup, and the consumption of vast quantities of onion does not usually agree with either of us. Still, we took the plunge, mostly because onions were pretty much the only food we had left at the end of the week.

It was not a disaster, but due to some questionable substitutions, we had, after about an hour and a half, gallons of a liquid that was not quite like any French onion soup we had ever seen. Looking back, it is plain to me that we should not try any more creative variations on recipes until we've actually made them as suggested first.

Where we went wrong:
"No beef boullion? Any chicken? No? Okay, well I guess vegetable broth will be okay . . ."
"White wine, huh? Let's use this sherry instead. It's almost white."
"We don't have any French bread or Swiss cheese. Oh what the hell, it's not like we've been that punctilious about this so far. Cut up some Italian bread and throw some grated Parmesan and Asiago on it."*

*Actually, this was delicious. And the bread was home-baked by Gaby!


So in the end, we ate a very strange-flavored broth indeed. It is small comfort that one aspect of the soup came out correctly: properly harnessed, the roiling energies of our digestive tracts could power our apartment building for a week.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Google-stalking taken to the next level

For all of you out there who are interested, Portland has been added to Google Maps Street View. You may now get a street-level photographic look at my apartment building (taken after I arrived this summer) and neighborhood. Be on the lookout for me! I don't know exactly when the Google vans came through, so there may even be a picture of me walking down the street or waiting for a bus or something. I hope I'm not doing anything embarrassing. But if I am, then I guess there is the comforting thought that I may become internet-famous because of it.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Where does the time go?

It's the end of another school week, and I am at home enjoying a few moments' respite before plunging into next week's homework. (Respite = drinking a beer and eating leftover chicken.) Notably, I received two practice midterms in class today, both of which are due next week. This is one of the only opportunities I will have to submit written work for feedback from the professors all semester. The next time I get a test in any of my classes will be in December, when the final exams are given. For better or worse, my performance on those exams will almost exclusively determine the grade I receive in the classes, so I'm at least thankful that these practice midterms will give me a trial run.

Unfortunately, the availability of the practice midterms did not lessen the amount of regular homework assigned for this upcoming week. So I will be particularly busy for the next few days.

On the other hand, the practice midterms do include time limits of about an hour apiece (of course, there is no way to enforce these since the tests are to be completed at home, but I will limit myself to the suggested limit anyway). So at least the additional work will not require too much of my very limited free time.

In other exciting news, Gaby and I drove up to Seattle last weekend. We were there to visit with Leslie, my good friend from college (you may remember her as the girl who got married in Chicago last summer). It was good to see someone that we know again, and made us realize how much we miss being amid the familiar surroundings of Boston and Worcester and friends and family. We also spent entirely too much money on dinner and wine at a fancy French restaurant, but that's another story. Gaby came to the realization that however much she disdains the French language, she loves French food, and so our dinners this past week have had a very real Continental influence (my leftover chicken this evening, for example, is in a thick sauce containing an obscene amount of butter). Mm mm good. Tomorrow night's planned menu will include a salad with curly endive and thick-cut bacon. If we continue down this road, I may be asking for a prescription for Plavix as a Christmas gift.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Fast living, law school style

Having successfully managed to get through another epic week of classes without suffering a brain hemorrhage or a tearful breakdown, I decided that it might be worthwhile to join my podmates (we have all our classes together) in the hallowed tradition of Thirsty Thursday. For those of you not in the know, this is a weekly informal get-together of pod members at one of the many fine and not-so-fine pubs in the Sellwood-Moreland-Brooklyn area. Armed with the top-secret location of this week's festivities, I grabbed a shuttle home with the intent of fortifying myself with some wholesome home cooking.

When I returned from classes at 8pm, I found that Gaby had not yet eaten dinner either, because she had really wanted to eat together. How very sweet. Unfortunately, she had also not had any snacks all afternoon, so she was feeling too hungry to actually wait for something to cook. Thirsty Thursday sounded like a promising source of food to her, and so began our trek out to the bar within a scant few minutes of my arrival home from classes: this gave me just enough time to pull off my tie, slap some cold water on my face, and generally switch out of knowledge-dumpster mode and into charm-offensive mode.

It was 8:45 when we got to the Limelight, and to my very great surprise there were many pod members there who were already, inexplicably, three sheets to the wind. Some quick calculations suggested that these folks must have come over directly after class and been dedicating themselves to wiping the whiteboard of their memories clean ever since. Amazingly, their pace did not seem to slow all night. Gaby and I grabbed a table and ordered some food, and when we looked up from our empty dinner plates, we were surprised to see a prodigious row of empty glasses stacked along the bar, while two woozy-looking students returned to their fellows with crooked smiles and an armful of shot glasses. Eventually, the party moved to a nearby residence. I was floored by the seemingly unending reserves at the command of these normally retiring and hard-working students. Were savage party animals hiding beneath the surface of their fastidious exteriors the whole time? I shuddered slightly at the thought.

While such thoughts were running through my mind, a couple of students, one male and one female, cornered me on the back porch and really started laying it on thick. The gentleman used a very direct flattery-based approach, while the lady employed a subtler hand, combining techniques of ego-stroking with actual stroking (the old "you're so funny" hand on the arm routine) and liberally sprinkling in some winsome smiles. I didn't know what they were playing at, but it occurred to me briefly that this was going to end with an invitation to join them back at their place for a more private sort of get-together. (You may laugh, but I have received invitations to these sorts of events before, and any suggestion that another might be forthcoming sends me into DEFCON-4.)

Thank heavens I was way off-base. Within a few more minutes, it became clear that they were trying to recruit me for their study group. I almost laughed with relief, as some measure of reason and decorum was restored to the world. These were no party animals, and they were no seedy swingers. They were simply preparing for the professional eventuality of three-martini working lunches, sweet-talking and negotiating their way to advantage. You have to admire the skill and the instinct. Accordingly, I did my best lawyering too: I told them I would take the offer under advisement, and that we would talk further when we had a chance to compare schedules and work out the logistics (see kids, these are techniques called "back-pedaling" and "hedging"). I'll probably join the group, because I need to make friends; still, I'm a little weirded out by the bald recruitment campaign, and my eye still twitches every once in a while by the fleeting suspicion that these two wingnuts will show up to the first study group session wearing bathrobes and carrying a bottle of chardonnay and a spank paddle.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Happy birthday to me

About half an hour ago, I turned 25. My birthdays, far from being celebratory and champagne-soaked, have always give me occasion to reflect on my life, its direction, and how far I have come from the day I entered the world as a placenta-covered and cone-headed projectile. This year especially, since I am far away from all that is familiar, there are more questions than well-wishers. So while I can justly take a break from my several-years-old tradition of asking myself every 22-Sep why I am just treading water in a dead-end job, I do not have the luxury of avoiding the question of whether I have chosen the right path to escape that misery. Or any of the following: Is law right for me? Am I right for it? Can it keep my interest? Can any career? Am I spending loads of money on something I will end up hating? Is my vision for my future realistic? Do I have it in me to be a force for change? Will I ever have a birthday characterized by confidence and contentment, rather than questions and brooding?

One thing is certain: I still have a knack for procrastination. So all that work I was going to finish before today (so that I could at least brood in peace) is still waiting for me. And I've got to try to do it now, with the usual birthday existential crisis (my annual present to myself) on my mind. So I guess I'm another year older, but not much wiser for it. Damn.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

No rest for the wicked

Another week is almost done, and I have not yet posted an update. This is because my schedule has been hellaciously busy thus far. Normally, I try to get my work done for the entire week by the preceding Sunday (and in this effort I am invaluably aided by the fact that I have no classes on Friday, so every weekend is three days long). Alas, my master plan met with no success this week, and I was still playing catch-up on Tuesday despite the fact that I had worked myself into a lather all weekend long. Gaby can vouch for this; it was not pretty to live with (she suggested more frequent bathing to get rid of that pesky lather smell). And what with this weekend containing that red-letter day 22-Sep, I am trying desperately to get a jump on next week's work right now, so that I don't have to spend every moment of my twenty-fifth birthday in contemplation of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. Not that we have any big plans for my birthday - I would be satisfied with just a day to sleep in and not do anything. If even this modest wish is to come true, though, I must return to work right now. And probably also skip out on the usual Thirsty Thursday end-of-the-week celebration with my classmates as well.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

So instead of getting a job...

I have three posts sitting as drafts so you'll get a lot of activity this week. They are awaiting pictures from my cross country trip (I know that photoshop doesn't make me a better photographer but it makes my photos look better so whatever) so It should be fun.

Meanwhile, through boingboing, I found a new band to really digg called The Craft Economy. Per the website they describe themselves as a brand of music inspired by 70's punk and 80's new wave. The effect is great and just really full of fun and good beats.

Big plus they are giving away their first album. You can download
it on their website or if you must have a real cd you can buy it
from them for $5 and it will come with hand made, hand printed
artwork. Alternatively if you are in Toronto they have them stapled to lamp posts. If you can find one it's yours for free. So take the time, take a listen and if you like, tell two other people. 'Cause that's how the Internet works. Shiny?

Monday, September 10, 2007

Constitutional Law Superstar Exposed as Fraud

Today in my Con Law I class, in the midst of a discussion of (what else?) Marbury v. Madison, I decided that I should finally make an effort to distinguish myself from the mass of students studiously avoiding the professor's eyes. Accordingly, I shrewdly awaited an opportunity to volunteer an answer in class. This is harder than it looks. Many of the questions presented by the professors are carefully laid traps, or otherwise lead to treacherous hypotheticals that end in shattered first-year egos. So choosing which question to assay (when a student has that luxury) is as much a matter of reading the professor's pedagogical intent as it is about knowing the material. Furthermore, even presuming a question that is on the level, the student must judge whether he is sufficiently sure of his answer and ability to articulate it well before throwing his hand into the air. Professors will usually give him some credit solely for the attempt, but unless he nails the answer he will not be remembered except as a well-intentioned bumbler.

With these reservations firmly in mind, I lurked around the fringes of the class discussion until the moment to strike should present itself. And lo, within a few minutes it did. The professor posed a question, sufficiently obscure to present a challenge, but asked with straightforward intent. All the conditions for determining a good candidate question for classroom participation had been met, but still I hesitated. It did not feel right to answer this particular question, because my knowledge of the answer seemed comparatively ill-gotten. It had not come from my incredible insight based on the assigned reading, or a cognitive quantum leap. No, I knew the answer because last week, I happened to overhear the professor mention the relevant statute in a conversation with another student. The statute name was odd enough to stick with me, even though I had not seen fit to research or read it myself. Could I ethically use this information, given to me (though unknowingly) by the professor himself, to make it look like I was mastering the material? I mean, it was bad enough that I had been eavesdropping to begin with, but to actually use what I had discovered to my advantage would be a whole new level of wrong.

Still, I didn't know when my next opportunity would arise for a slam-dunk in this class, and meanwhile the discussion had dragged on fruitlessly for some minutes. Eventually, I took a deep breath, thought "It's only this once," and took the plunge. Once I gave the answer that I knew the professor was holding out for, a funny half-quizzical, half-admiring look came over his face (I don't know if he expected anyone to get this one), and he restated it to the class without further modification or comment. I breathed a sigh of relief. Now, even if I flub an answer or two in class this semester, at least I made a good first impression.

However, by some strange twist of fate, I was not yet done piping up in Con Law class today. As I feared, a heretofore quiet student pulling the perfect answer out of his hat is just inviting the professor to issue further challenges designed to ascertain whether the student is skilled or merely extraordinarily lucky. So it was that I found myself, several minutes later, on the receiving end of a question about the interpretation of the 1789 Judiciary Act. By some bizarre coincidence, this was also a question that I could answer well, but for an equally stupid reason. The differing interpretations of this poorly-written Act turn on the grammatical function of a single semicolon. I knew this because of a web article, totally unrelated to Marbury, on which I had stumbled over the summer. So it was that I gave another gem of a response, my second of the evening, and cemented my place in the class's firmament of intellectual superstars. The only problem? I did it by dumb luck, and now I feel super uncomfortable about the whole situation.

After class, people complimented me on a "great pull" for that "brilliant semicolon thing." I got a high-five from some guy. Girls from the lecture hall smiled coyly and waved as they passed me on campus (weird). How am I supposed to tell them that it was all a freak accident? And will I be able to keep up this impossibly high standard when class meets on Thursday?

Friday, September 7, 2007

Once more, with feeling

So this morning, after a leisurely awakening, Gaby reached for her phone and engaged in what has become a daily ritual for us: calling up the Portland IKEA store and using the automated inventory function to check for the presence of our dream mattress. Apparently, it's many other people's dream mattress as well, because the store has not been able to keep it on the shelves for weeks.

On our first trip up to the store, we spent some time trying out the display beds (though we were mostly just being lazy after walking around the showroom for an hour), and settled on the Sultan Heberg, a mattress that has the twin advantages of being comfortable and costing only $130. Clearly, we were not the first to reason in like manner, because we almost got laughed out of the warehouse when we got down there and breathlessly asked where to find the Sultan Hebergs. (The length and intensity of the mirth this question provoked led me to immediately suspect that it had nothing to do with my half-assed attempt at pronouncing "Heberg.") And just like that, our hopes of driving home that day with the dream mattress were frustrated.

It has now been several weeks since that first trip, and every morning upon waking up on the noisy queen-sized air mattress that we somehow wedged into our full-sized bed frame, Gaby has faithfully muttered some swear words unfit for polite conversation, and then placed an immediate call to Anna, the friendly robot customer service agent for IKEA. Once or twice, Anna has given us the good news that the Hebergs had arrived at the Portland location, but by the time we got around to making the trip across town to the store (usually after my classes let out for the day), without fail there had been another run on the warehouse and the dream mattress was out of stock again. So when Gaby made the call to Anna today, and heard the good news, we knew there was no time to waste. No time for showers, or brushing of teeth. Hardly enough time to pee. Within minutes, Gaby had herded me into the car and we were zipping up the highway toward the big blue box of a building with the Swedish flag out front. An hour later, the taste of victory was sweet. We now have a proper bed, and Gaby has promised to stop saying such nasty and rude things until at least 10:00am

Incidentally, we also determined today that, because we have been unable to resist the call of the IKEA restaurant and cafe (mmm . . . . fika) on each of our several visits to the store, we have eaten there more than at any other restaurant in Portland. Does this make us sad, pathetic people?

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Oh how I have missed school

It's midway through my second week of law school, and already I feel the electric excitement of the academic environment all around me. Dense readings, thorny philosophical issues, textual parsing, copious discussion. Assigned writing and projects. A buzz of activity. Only having to be anywhere apart from your bed for the 15 or so hours a week that class is in session. Watching that showoff in class make an ass of himself by running his mouth, before getting summarily stomped by the professor (altogether, let us silently chant a la Nelson Muntz: "HA ha"). These are the modest joys of a student's life.

Granted, there is much work to be done, but in academia, almost as if magically, the work is not much of a stressor. I have had occasion to consider why this should be true, and have reached a conclusion that may be worth sharing. You see, gentle reader, out in the "real" world, when people in authority would dump assignments on me, there was usually a smothering sense of responsibility that came with them. Oh golly, quoth I, I had better complete this TPS report with as much speed and skill as I can muster. This was primarily due to the paycheck that I received; I have always felt that I am on the hook for providing my best work whenever I am given money for it. There is nothing more stressful than having the constant pressure to be razor-sharp. Even at public school in the days of my youth, although I obviously was not personally paid to attend class, the entire community had paid for my education, and I knew that I owed it to Joe Taxpayer to give my full attention and effort to my studies.

It's different now. In college and again in law school, I finance the undertaking, so I am beholden to absolutely no other person for my performance. This gives me license to cut myself some slack once in a while (I know the guy who signs my paycheck, and he's pretty forgiving). So far, I've been totally scrupulous and on point in my study habits, but I don't feel weighed down by the necessity of keeping my nose to the grindstone, and that makes all the difference in the world.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Our Apartment

A home with too many candelabras

So after much debating, biting, and multiple trips to Ikea our apartment is furnished. It took us a while to decide what we wanted for seating in the living room and settled on a chaise. We got a couple of bookcases and my desk, the rest was already ours. We still have some pictures to hang but we may have run out of wall space.
My favorite part of the house is my closet and my desk. I love how the curtains really make it look like it's on purpose that the closet does not have a door. My desk is huge and allows for me to use half of it on a project and the other half for my computer. It's just gorgeous with a sanded glass top and bent birch legs.
I've posted pictures of the apartment on our flickr page. Take a look. So what do you think? Please, leave a comment and let us know.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Chicago- Day 3 (8/18/07)

Twice, count 'em, twice I ended up going East rather then West this day. I decided to take route 20 through Pennsylvania. Not the bestest of choices in retrospect. Route 20 through PA is not scenic and involves mostly strip malls, suburbia, and qwik-e-marts. It took me through the infrequently marked downtown Erie area. I drove through Erie mostly by divination but I made it through on what apparently was indeed Route 20. A little ways after leaving the city it I stopped for gas and a bathroom break. Karin called and I was yapping away and got back in my car and started driving. About ten minutes later I saw that I was going east. What I don't understand is how, when I had earlier been headed west, it came to pass that although I didn't go back the way I came, I got turned around. A complete mystery. Frustrated with route 20 I gave up and got back on 90 and headed emphatically WEST. The second time this happened it was under similar circumstances but it was my sister that called and had provided the distraction. Much to my fortune Amos came to my rescue via text message giving me a tip that I should perhaps think about trying to get to Portland by going West. Thanks Amos.

The only nice thing I can say about PA is that on route 90 right after crossing the PA/ NY border they had the largest, nicest rest stop ever. It was like a small airport. Made of glass and steel, it was throughly modern, with automatic sinks and toilets that flush themselves. Apart from the spotless restrooms, the building had this one large circular light filled room littered with pamphlets free for the taking and a friendly man behind a desk whose sole job is to give directions to hapless wanderers. To my amazement, I found out that if you stop at visitors centers they will give you free detailed maps of the state you are in. Also beware they have a tendency to give you every pamphlet within reach as I don't think they often get many visitors in the smaller towns.

Armed with a free map that clearly distinguished west from east, onwards I went toward Chicago. I was trying to get there at a reasonable time because I was to spend the night with some cousins of my dad's, Sakuru Matsuda and his wife. I've met them once before; when I was younger, my dad and I drove out to Chicago to meet them. Sakuru speaks Japanese, Spanish and English. Mrs. Matsuda speaks mostly Japanese and a smattering of English, which is why I still am not so sure about her first name. I arrived there around 10pm, and they had prepared some delicious sushi for me. We talked over dinner about my dad and my other cousins that live in CT. They were astounded that I was driving cross country on my own and that I didn't get lost in the city. I merely shrugged and said, "Well, you see, I have a free map." They shook their heads, surely thinking "Kids these days." At one point I was trying to get Sakuru to tell me more abut my dad, and all that he would say was that my dad was a very "different" type of person. I asked in what way was he different and Sakuru took some time, judging his words (I think he was trying to find a nice way of saying things), but in the end he just ended with "he was just different." I smiled and thought about how I'm "different" as well. I'm not your typical girl with nail polish and giggles. I'm a bit aloof and honest in my opinions and most people dislike me for it. I'm ok with that though, I don't know how to be any other way and I wouldn't want to be... not me. So really he could have said anything and I don't think I would have taken offense, much the opposite, I think it would have made me happy to know that my dad and I are very much alike.
The Matsudas

The Matusdas officially live in Skokie, just outside of Chicago , in a little part of town that houses a lot of Japanese-American families. The area is 1950s postwar construction ranch style homes. But they all have distinctly Japanese touches to them. Mostly the hedges in front of the homes are manicured in these geometric shapes, which still somehow manage to flow. Sometimes they look a little like little mountains with meandering paths through them.

A lot of Japanese families settled here after being released from Japanese-American internment camps. When I first visited the Matsudas many years ago, I learned that they had been held in internment camps during WWII and had recently received some reparations, which they had used to buy a car. I recall that was the first time I had even heard of these camps, that they had existed on American soil, and that most of the people held in them were full-fledged American citizens. More surprisingly, I have come to learn that most in my generation aren't aware of that particular part of American history either. This is a surprising gap in public American history education, especially in a time when so much of the country seems to fear/hate people who may remotely look like they are from the "wrong" part of the world even if they don't have so much as an accent.

A good night's sleep, a shower, and Spam and eggs breakfast left me refreshed and ready to go. Mrs. Matsuda gave me a little owl pin that she had sewn for the town's Japan Day festival as a good bye present and they saw me off.
Little Owl

Up until now, I had meticulously mapped out my route and planned on places to stay days in advance. But I had grown bored of planning, so past Chicago it was just me, my atlas and a road that should at some point end up in Oregon (if I managed to point my car in the right direction).

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Check the Flickr account!

I have posted a photoset on Gaby's Flickr account for anybody who is interested in seeing a few pictures of the law school campus and my professors. Utilize the "Our Photos" link on the right side of your screen to access the galleries. We will also be conducting a photographic tour of the apartment as soon as we, you know, clean it up a little.

More to come on my first week of school later. Right now I have some reading to do.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Matt's First Day Of School


Matt's first day of school
Originally uploaded by dulcenea
I tried to dissuade the use of a bow tie on the first day but he wouldn't have it any other way. At least no one stole his lunch money.

Trying to Be Good

O.K. so as my attempt to blog from the road was thwarted by an absolute lack of internet cafes and open Public libraries I will be posting the intended stories over the next few days (read weeks) with pictures being updated on our Flickr site along the way.

Meanwhile life here in Portland continues. We have set up our new home and if I do say so myself we have turned what was a 70's wood paneled, light less, cookie monster died on our floor apartment into a rather inviting worldly place with just the right amount of drama (fo' you mama). I'll take pictures and post them at one point or another but I do have to concentrate and ya' know find a job or some such.

Matt has started school and is as far as I can tell enjoying his studies. I've been mainly concentrating on getting the house to my liking and trying to find a place that sells Adobo. They have Hispanic people here but they all appear to be Mexican so the love for Goya brand products does not seem to be strong enough to elicit a proper "ethnic foods" aisle. I'm on the verge of having a word with local supermarket management for false advertising. I've visited three supermarkets so far, two of which have aisles marked "ethnic foods," but in both cases ethnic means TACO FREAKING BELL. What the hell?! Taco Bell is about as Hispanic as Beefaroni are Italian cuisine. The third supermarket didn't even bother with the attempt. Why am I so upset by the lack of this spice? Well it's like Matt's Grandma making a meal without olive oil or Karin without a sauce. So I'm resorting to begging my mom to mail me a bottle of the stuff; failing that, I'm going to order it online. Until that gets sorted out, I'll have to rely on my other half because at least there is rice.

Niagara Falls- Day 2 (8/17/07)



The night at the Hostel in Buffalo was pleasant. I checked in and dropped my bags off in my dormitory. HI- Buffalo was what I have come to expect from all HI hostels, friendly clean, and safe. The girl at the front desk inquired if I was interested in doing anything in Buffalo while I was there. I indicated that I was hungry and could eat some..gasp...vegetables. She pulled out a map and laid out a route to some restaurants she knew on Allen Street a few blocks away. As I walked away she wished me a good dinner and said that the area I was headed to was a prime people watching spot. Map in hand I headed out in search of fare.


After walking for about a quarter of an hour I reached Allen Street. Allen Street is one of the main streets that compromise Allentown. It was a quite night and not to many people where out but it seemed a lively enough district. I found a little Greek restaurant and at last had some dinner. A plate of Mousaka with Greek potatoes. which by the way are like regular potatoes but with oil and spices.

The next morning I woke up at 7 took a shower picked up my car and drove out to Niagara falls. On the way there I stopped at a convenience store to buy more ice for the cooler, a toothbrush, and gallon zip lock bags. My plans for the ziplock bags were to encase, and thus protect from water, my camera within it with just the lens poking out for pictures. After MacGyver ( as oppsed to Jerry, who is Jerry anyways?) rigging that I turned to drain my cooler of it's melted ice. I turned it so that just the spigot was leaning out the door of the passenger side and let it drain on to the pavement. Alarmed by the stream of water pouring from beneath my car a gentleman clearly of street came over to see if I needed help. He stuck out his hand and introduced himself as Shoeshine Randy. He had bright white hair and a genuine smile so I took his hand and shook. I explained that I was fine and showed him the almost drained cooler. He expressed his relief and then asked me for a dollar pointing at the gasmart he states that he was hungry. I apologized that I was a bit cash strapped as I was driving cross country so I could not spare any money but I did have food. He grinned broadly and gladly accepted. He took some Coke and Empanadas which to my surprise he recognized as Pastelillos (which is what they would be if I were Puerto Rican) He ate heartily and to my delight he really enjoyed the food. I'm always a bit concerned that people won't like Empanadas because combining meat and raisins isn't exactly and American mainstay.

After that stop I continued forward to Niagara Falls. I got there bright and early at around 9 am just in time for the first sail of the Maid of the Mists. Due to the early hour the boat was pretty empty and there were only about 10 of us on board. I met John a NY native (and Yankees fan) and his wife Julie a school teacher. They hailed from California and were vacationing in the area. They were very sweet and we helped each other take pictures.

Rainbows and Mists


The falls themselves were amazing. I was on the un-glamorous American Side of the falls but in the end it didn't much matter because our boat took us to see the Canadian falls as well. The boat took us to get a closer view of the American falls which were elegant, grand but the Canadian falls brutal and beautiful. The boat veered and took us into the mists right below the falls. The wind in the horseshoe shaped falls was strong and made my blue plastic poncho utterly useless blowing it up almost over my head. I got drenched! My hair was dripping wet plastered to my head. The mists were so thick it was like stepping into a cloud. The roar of the falls filled my ears and briefly I wondered how clean the Niagara river was. I could barely see ahead of me, the boat was tossing left and right. It was by far better then any amusement park ride and really made you come to terms with the fury that mother nature can unleash.

With the falls over I got of our little boat and walked around a bit to see the upper rapids and then jumped in my car off to my next destination: Chicago.

Sucking

I suck, I know! I haven't written I haven't posted pictures of which I have many. I'm working on it now.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Travel Update!

Recently sighted 20 miles from the Washington-Oregon border, a white Toyota Corolla with Massachusetts plates. The driver is one Gaby, a fugitive from Massachusetts, wanted in Oregon on several counts of possession of a controlled substance (kisses) with intent to distribute. She is not wanted in any other state (ahahahaha). Last known companions: the highly dangerous Teddy Bandidos Gang. If seen, please report immediately to Sergeant Detective Matt at the Portland, OR police bureau.

An oasis of brown in the great white Iowa desert

As mentioned in my last post, Gaby is having loads of trouble finding places to update the blog while driving cross-country. She has not forgotten about this project, so don't fret! In fact, I can see that she is working on a draft of her experience in Niagara Falls, but unfortunately her hotels have not had internet access since the first night on the road, and although she keeps looking for public libraries as she drives across the prairies and mountains, there seems to be a regrettable paucity of these facilities along her route. The apparent distaste for book-larnin' across the vast middle of this country is upsetting, although it does go an awfully long way toward explaining why so many states there stubbornly continue to vote Republican.

Well anyway, at Gaby's request, I will now briefly relate the story of her run-in with the Indian couple that owned the hotel in Ames, IA, where she stayed. (For those who are interested in her exact coordinates now, she traveled from Ames across the rest of Iowa, Nebraska and South Dakota (with a rest at Mount Rushmore) yesterday, stopping in Sundance, WY. Today's trek included most of Wyoming with sightseeing in Yellowstone, and she is overnighting in Bozeman, MT.)

When morning came yesterday and Gaby burst out of her hotel room, refreshed and chomping at the bit to hop back in the car and see more of this great land, or at least its cornfields, there was still the minor matter of checking out to get out of the way. As she approached the front desk, she noted approvingly that the two owners of the hotel who were there waiting for her, had a skin color akin to her own, although they originally hailed from the Indian subcontinent, half a world away from Japerunezuela. This may seem like a trifling matter, but Gaby had been growing increasingly aware of a clear lack of non-white people the deeper she had penetrated into the Midwest, and the sight of other racial minorities was a balm to her troubled mind. Apparently, it had a similar effect on the Indian couple, because they marveled at their guest as she approached, and looked somewhat relieved that brown people still existed somewhere out there (beyond the pale?).

But a long period of isolation among the Caucasians had dulled the senses of this unfortunate couple. After negotiating the return of the key and settling the bill, the couple looked hopefully at Gaby and inquired whether she was also Indian. Now there is certainly nothing wrong with being Indian, but that is a silly question. Gaby is very much not Indian, nor does she look anything like she is (and I do recognize how culturally and ethnically diverse South Asia is, but there isn't one feature on that girl that could have come from any of those peoples). Hell, Gaby doesn't even eat Indian food except for that one dish I made her try after assuring her that it wasn't spicy and that it did have meat in it.

"No," quoth Gaby with grace and cheer, while in her head she noted that of all people, actual Indians ought to be able to tell the difference. The hoteliers looked crestfallen. Whether their race radar had been blunted by long disuse, or whether they were blinded by hope that they had finally found someone familiar to cling to in an alien sea of whiteness, this couple's disappointment was now palpable. So it was that private laughter at their error gave way to sympathy and a kindred loneliness as Gaby sped away along the open road, while the foreignness of an Anglo-Saxon near-homogeneity unfolded for a thousand miles before her.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Sounds like something you'd drink on a dare

I have really been craving a root beer float for several weeks (and haven't had one for years), so when I passed by a nearby cafe and saw it listed on the sandwich board, I didn't stand a chance of resisting the temptation. Once inside, I took a second glance at the menu, and noticed that something was not quite right: there was a word missing from the bold text indicating the name of the dessert, and that word was "root." A quick perusal of the description confirmed that this was no mere typographical oversight. Instead, the item in question consisted of three scoops of vanilla ice cream swimming in a big frosty mug of actual beer.

Needless to say, my first reaction to these words was disgust, as unpleasant memories of previous experiments with grown-up juice and dairy products swirled around in my head. But, I must say, there was something seductive and intriguing about this concept as well. The very idea of one-stop shopping for my sweet tooth and my woolly-headed "where-did-I-put-my-keys" party tooth, well now that was a potent argument in favor of trying the quaff. And even if it ended up being a horrendous taste experience, at the very least it would provide a suitable story for this blog (hey, what can I say, it was a slow weekend, and Gaby has been having trouble finding internet access on the road). So I sat down, closed my eyes, and pointed at "Beer Float" on the menu when the server came over to take my order.

And do you know what? It was really good. The beer was a local microbrew in the porter style, and it is good enough on its own, but the ice cream really brought out the chocolate and toasty notes latent in its alcoholic bath. Furthermore, the creamy meltoff contributed to a rich frothiness that was a textural delight. I highly recommend giving this one a try to anyone who can get past the repugnant mental image of beery ice cream. Just don't attempt it with a Budweiser. That will lead only to misery.

In fact, I am so thoroughly charmed by this sweet treat that when Gaby arrives tomorrow, I may succeed in convincing her to try one too. As Gaby generally dislikes beer, that would be quite a coup, but she is kind of a sucker for ice cream, and this may end up being one of the few beer incarnations that are acceptable to her - the other being the prohibitively expensive Lindeman's brand of lambics. And if she hates it, then I can have two of them. See? Everybody wins.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Talking to girls: a skill I never mastered

So the other night I happened to catch a concert featuring Ralph Stanley and his band, of whom I had not previously heard. For those of you who, like me, are too young or too far north of the Mason-Dixon line to be familiar with these musicians, they play bluegrass and gospel music, and they are the real deal. Ralph Stanley has been performing and recording since the 1950s and has the tuneful and gravelly soul of the South for a voice (and you may have heard him on the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack). As for his band, they are a motley crew of highly skilled instrumentalists (fiddle, mandolin, string bass, guitar, banjo, and I am not kidding, spoons) with plenty of heartfelt candor to augment their middling talent on vocals. I'm not at all a fan of this type of music usually, but I was taken aback by this group's sound and commitment to tradition and performativity, and it put me in a very uniquely appreciative mindset. And so it was that after being served up a heaping helping of this slice of Americana, I decided to honor their memory by heading out to a nearby bar and wetting my whistle with a few glasses of bourbon.

Well, the place I chose, the Lotus, was perfect for my purposes. It is a very old-timey establishment with original 1890s-style wood paneling and a floor that would be very much at home in your grandfather's barbershop. But it also hides a checkered past: historically, it has served as a front for a cardhouse and a brothel, and was a noted speakeasy during the Prohibition. The ghosts of a long-dead America swirl in every dim corner - wonderful ambiance for a solitary journey to the bottom of a glass. But there was one thing I had not counted on.

Taking up an entire wing of the bar was a group of twentysomething women who were talking animatedly. A quick glance confirmed my ultimate fear. The table was littered with empty shot glasses. Little soggy umbrellas were abandoned in sticky puddles by the wreckage of cocktails made exclusively of outrageously colored liquids. One girl, bleary-eyed, wearing a tiara. Joy and jealousy in equal measure on her friends' faces. A big bowl of blue punch with eight straws in it. Oh God no, I thought, it can't be . . .

But it was, of course, a bachelorette party. I set my jaw and continued on my way to the back of the room, unwilling to give up the field so easily. For a time, my strategy of laying low and concentrating on the drink in front of me worked. I was into my second Wild Turkey before there was any sign of trouble. But when it came, it was as sudden as a prairie dust storm. One of the revelers broke off from the pack and sashayed over to me. Her name was Michelle, from Bellingham WA, and she had already imbibed enough to become a little handsy (an affectionate slap on the back, occasional pats on the arm). All the classic signs of flirtation were there, but people really have been more outgoing and friendly on the left side of the country, so I didn't want immediately to read too much into her behavior. Still, I wasn't taking any chances (and I genuinely did not want to be bothered), so I stayed as uninteresting and monosyllabic as possible during our conversation, hoping that she would catch the hint and move on. It took a long time, because she was inordinately focused on engaging me, but sure enough, when her party moved into a back room, she joined them. I breathed a sigh of relief, having successfully fended off the unwelcome advance.

My victory was short-lived. I had just gotten into Wild Turkey number three when Michelle emerged from the back again and made another overture to me. This time, she stood uncomfortably close and leaned in as she teased me about being a slow sipper. She asked what I was drinking anyway, then playfully grabbed my glass off the counter and sniffed at it. Continuing my former policy of polite distance, I indicated that it was bourbon, hoping that the mention of such a serious liquor would alert her to the fact that I had not come to the Lotus to socialize. "Yuck, I can tell. I've have my share of rough nights with this stuff." But she did not release the drink, and for a moment she looked as if she was about to walk off with it as a hostage, hoping thereby to coerce me into following.

It was, in my judgment, time for a change in tack. The potential hookup was almost surely the reason for her continued presence next to me. I had to get the message through that I was not interested, firmly but politely. But how? She was not responding as I had hoped to my stony near-silence, if she even noticed it at all. I thought wildly that I might even have made the situation worse if she was usually attracted to silent loner types. Her continued possession of my drink offered me a pretext: if she was interested in me because I was playing hard-to-get, I would execute an abrupt volte-face and scare her off with a show of aggression. "I hope you're not planning on keeping that," I said, gesturing at her ill-gotten gain, "because if you try to run off I'll tackle you."

Instantly I knew it had been the wrong thing to say. But I did not have the opportunity to finish kicking myself, because Michelle came back to the bar, set the glass down, focused her eyes on my face (this took a second to accomplish), and squared her shoulders. "You," came her hoarsely whispered reply, "can tackle me any time you want."

I let out a short bark of a laugh before my strength deserted me and, in a total panic, called out to the bartender for the check.

As I walked out the door and back onto the street, I reflected that there are still some significant holes in my education. Brushing women off with grace and tact is not a skill that they taught at my fancy East Coast school, and this glaring curricular omission I believe I shall have to take up with the Board of Overseers the next time they ask for alumni contributions.

P.S. As if I hadn't been humiliated enough as I practically ran out of the Lotus, within five minutes I was feeling guilty about being rude to Michelle (she was pretty nice, after all, and didn't deserve any disrespect), so I swallowed the remainder of my pride and returned to apologize for my behavior and wish her a good night. She just looked confused when I ducked back in, and one of her friends came over in about ten seconds to rescue her from the creep who had cornered her (yours truly). Now that's humiliation. I'll never listen to bluegrass again.

The Great New York Exapnse - Day One

I left Somerville later then I had intended but I couldn't get my lazy butt out of bed. So around 8:30 am I said good bye to the kitties (Miko escaped out the door and had to be dragged back in by the tail) and made my way out. I hopped on Route 90 and made great time through MA. Right before entering NY I got off the free way and made my way to Route 20. The road meandered through the gorgeous mountains of the Berkshires and I new I was in the center of one town or another when I went past white, steepeld churches. Each town has one, no lie.

Route 20 through New York was equally as picturesque. I went by a Shaker Village Museum which is a bit like Sturbridge Village but about Shakers instead of puritans. There was the not to be missed museum of fossilised things. It was just a little house of the side of the road with smiling faced dinosaurs painted on a sign. I didn't stop though because I was trying to make it Niagara falls today. Route 20 took me through many little villages in NY and between them there were great rolling farms. I really couldn't tell what they were growing. I didn't see to much corn and I think that may be the only crop I could identify from a distance anyway. I did see some Amish/Quaker farmers out with their horses and plows. That was a big highlight for me, it was just so Americana, but I didn't take any pictures of them. As I recall they don't approve of having pictures taken and I thought I would respect that.

I lost track of time so I'm not entirely sure how far in to NY I was when I went by the little town of Madison. Madison was having the LARGEST antique fair. They had over 1000 vendors and from what I could see they had some really gorgeous furniture, phonographs and just really great odds and ends. I was tempted to stop. But no! I can't fit one more thing in my car. and How sad would it be if I just found the perfect item at a great price and then be crushed by not being able to buy it. So zoom zoom I went on towards Buffalo.

I'll take a moment to expound on the vast difference between traveling on Route 20 and 90. Route 90 is an impatient, single minded route whose only two thoughts going through New York are, how quickly can one get from one side to the other and how much money can it lighten from one's pocket meanwhile. Route 20's intentions are wildly different. Route 20 seems to be there more as a connection between villages and feels more like a a friend guiding you safely through the fields, mountains, rivers of the state. Route 20 won't toll you but it does not much care if you are on a schedule and need to get somewhere soon.

I had intended to arrive to Buffalo before 7 pm so that I could go to Niagara falls do my little ferry ride and be on my way the next. But at last my mornings delay caught up with me and even though after Syracuse I switched of and got back on Route 90 I didn't arrive to Buffalo until just about 7 pm. I didn't want to waste time and drive up to the falls only to find out the last Maid of the Mists boat ride had already sold out for the day. So instead I headed for my Hostel and planned to make it to Niagara tomorrow.

Well I'll write more about Niagara later. Meanwhile check out the pictures on my flicker site.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Negative One More Days

Bon voyage, Gaby! Now it's just you and the open road (and AAA if the open road decides not to like you).

Meanwhile, in Oregon, the apartment is shaping up nicely. I have mostly unpacked, assembled and arranged our furniture to my liking, and set up the kitchen, bathroom and home theater so that when Gaby gets here the place will not look as if a box factory threw up all over our carpet. That's the big picture you should all bear in mind as I reveal some less than wonderful details about the unpacking:

- When I say "mostly unpacked," what I mean is that all my stuff is out of its boxes and put away, but most of Gaby's things (books and movies, tchotchkes and clothes that are too confusingly constructed for mere mortal men to fold) are still encased in cardboard. Part of this
is due to the lack of available shelving, but much of it must be laid at my feet for selfishly taking over all the shelf space we do have. But as I am the only one here right now, my unchecked will reigns supreme, and too bad for Gaby. As we say in the business, ahahahahahahaha.

- When I say that I have assembled our furniture, I mean to be understood that after much wrangling with screwdrivers and wrenches, I did manage to get the foosball table up and running, and I even wrassled our IKEA bed into shape. However, there are mysteriously some little bits and pieces left over (e.g., 14 little screws and a couple of odd metal rods). I choose not to believe that these are part of the support structure of the bed, but rather some clumsy Scandinavian attempts at decorative elements. Crazy Swedes. Nor will this theory be tested immediately, as somehow the queen-sized air mattress is too big for the queen-sized bed frame, such that I am still forced to sleep on a floor-based mattress.

- When I say that I have arranged the furniture, it is in the understanding that this arrangement will be changing as soon as Gaby walks through the door and says "Ugh" at it, and then again when we finally supplement the items that we have with a few more necessities. Like a kitchen table. And more shelving or storage units - currently there are about 275 CDs arranged alphabetically by artist that for lack of a proper home are now camped out on the living room floor.

- Finally, when I say that the home theater is set up, I mean that it plays music and DVD movies, but that all attempts to make it display the correct time, or to resuscitate the VCR, have so far failed. But at least I learned something interesting: VCRs do not respond to pleading, weeping, swearing or the silent treatment. I'm running out of ideas on how to get through to it. This must be what it's like to be the parent of a teenage daughter.

Okay, back to work. Maybe today I'll try to figure out how to hang Gaby's clothes in the closet without tangling myself up in their innumerable hooks and strings.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Zero More Days

Ok! Only 12:47 am and the car is packed, food is made and I am snug in my bed pretending to be asleep but instead with a flashlight underneath my covers talking to the internet. Hopefully I'll be able to sleep tonight but I'm so excited that sleep will come hard.

Tonight my sister and I made some Empanadas for my road trip. I thought I would honor my ancestors, who knew a thing or two about traveling long distances, and make these delicious, golden, little pockets of goodness. What is an Empanada you say? How could you know me and not have had me shove one of these down your throat? Well here for your well rounded culinary delight is how to make Empanadas:

1 lb ground beef
1 1/2 large onion (chopped)
2 tomatoes (chopped)
1/2 cup of raisins
1 clove of garlic (minced)
1 bag of Goya brand Discos (10 count, yellow or white it doesn't matter)
salt & pepper to taste
2 hard boiled eggs
1/2 cup of vegtable oil

In a deep pan over medium heat sauté the onions, tomatoes and garlic until mostly cooked. Add the ground beef to the pan use a spoon to break up the beef and stir until brown. Add raisins, salt and pepper, stir. Leave on heat until the raisins have plumped up a bit and most of the water from the beef should be gone. Remove from heat.

Now spoon about 1 tbsp into the center of a disco, add a chunk of egg. Now slightly moisten the edge with some water. Fold the disco in half being careful not to spill the stuffing. Join the two edges together to make a half moon shape and with the tines of a fork press along the outer edge to seal the Empanada and to make it look pretty. DO NOT POKE HOLES.

I would advise if you are working by yourself to make all the Empanadas first and then go to the next step. Nothing's worse then burning you Empanada and accidentally making Stoopidnadas.

Fill a frying pan with about 1/2 and inch of oil and heat over a medium flame. Once the oil is hot fry each side of the Empanada take it out of the oil place on a some paper towels and eat!

There is a theory that you can bake Empanadas but every time I try I just get Stoopidnadas. So try to make this recipe healthy at your own risk!

Oh, also if you suck you can take out the raisins and use black olives instead. Blah! Olives!
1:35 am I should go to bed.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

This house is now a home

Woohoo! The crate with all of our earthly possessions arrived today, and I have already emptied the contents into the apartment. Apart from some minor mishaps involving a spilled bottle of ink (my hands are currently blue), all the items inside seem to have weathered their journey pretty well. True, the furniture has a few more nicks and scratches than it did when I last saw it, but that just adds character. Now that I have checked up on the electronics, the fragile knick-knacks (of which we have not one but several boxes, God help us), and my precious precious CD collection to make sure that it all survived, it's time to play my favorite game: try to reassemble the furniture. I have already made my opening moves, but I may have to rethink them as I am almost certain that the IKEA bed frame is meant to end up rectangular rather than isohedral. I wish we had thought to pack the instruction manual.

In other awesome news, the apartment now has internet access, so no more having to schlep the computer over to coffeehouses, no more buying tea or coffee just so I can check my email, and no more saving up all my stories for big long blog posts. Expect shorter entries, more punch, more zip, and a whole hell of a lot less organization. Huzza!

Monday, August 13, 2007

Emotional Range of a Teaspoon

Just a few more days before I set out and at long last my emotions are starting to get the better of me but in the oddest of ways. I shed a few tears as Miko came in this morning for his usual "Good Morning" cuddle. Poor kitty who else will love his bitey, scratchy ways? A little bit of anxiety has crept in and manifested in my dreams.

To clarify most people would consider my usual dreams nightmares. They are full of monsters, aliens, apocalypse and everyone I know, including me, has at one point or another died in my dreams in a hail of bullets, rent apart by claws, in the radioactive aftermath of nuclear winter. Mind you I enjoy these dreams not because I like seeing people I love die, but because they always have hope even when things are terrible, we always fight against the things trying to do us harm, dieing if we must, and they are more then a little action packed . I understand that perhaps I watch to many movies and read to many science fiction books.

But that dreams that I consider nightmares are a lot more mundane. They are the kind where I'm just in high school and full of self doubt, or at a job I don't care about 30 years older and everyday is just without a routine without hope. Where there is no laughter, no passion and life just kind of happened while I wasn't looking and there I was. So to be all psychoanalyzey I'm most frightened of not amounting to much and not experiencing everything I can out of life.


So getting back to the original issue. My most recent nightmare. Matt and I got married. No wait there's more! It was the worst wedding ever. It took place in someone's driveway dandelions poking through the cracks in the asphalt. Matt was wearing a tuxedo shirt and I was wearing a white t-shirt and long skirt. Food was being served out of the garage and the whole time I was just repeating over and over to myself the important thing is that we are married but then my mother got in a fight with Matt's grandfather about how to best park cars and well I just gave up. I grabbed Matt's hand ran through the polyester clad crowd out the rusting hurricane fence and away from the travesty called our wedding. That was my nightmare. Anxious much?


P.S. 10 points to your house if you get the title reference!

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Missing Matt On A Recent Call

"Matt, I love you this much"
"Gaby we're on the phone I can't see you gesture"
"Well then I love you the exact distance that you are from me now."
"Ohhh that's nice!"
"Just don't move any further west because then my love won't reach."

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Planning the drive

Originally I had intended to drive route 80 through NY to avoid tolls and then switching to 90 for most of they way out to Portland. But I think the plan has now changed. I found this very neat website that lists all the different routes across the country and the things to see and places to sleep along the way. Route 20 , though I have long known it as the best way to see the rust belt and strip clubs of Worcester county, is apparently a scenic and interesting way to get out west. It goes by Niagara falls (kind of), Shaker villages, Amish Farms, Mount Rushmore, Yellowstone, and bits of the actual factual Oregon trail. How cool is that!! Ok perhaps only cool to a super geek like me, a girl proud to be from the city that houses the national toilet museum, but I think it will be worthwhile.


This route does seem like it will take longer because the it's not a freeway so the speed limits will be lower and I hate to delay seeing Matt more then I need to but it would be a waste of perfectly good gas to just drive by some of the coolest places in the US and not stop. Perhaps I can cheat through some of the more boring states (here's looking at you Iowa) and jump on a freeway to zip through them. I'm trying to plan out how long it will take me to get from place to place and good places to stop. I'm anticipating about 10-12 hours of driving a day give or take an hour depending how much caffeine I have gotten and where 10-12 hours of driving will leave me when I want to stop and sleep. I've also decided to stop at least once a day and walk for an hour lest I arrive in Portland wider then I am tall.

I'm bringing a cooler for food and drinks. I'm stocking it with water, Empanadas, fruit, cheese and other yummy and easy to eat foods. If all goes well I will only eat out for dinner.
The IPod is loaded with my favorite musicals to sing along with (imagine a cross country Buffy singalong!!!), books on MP3, A weeks worth of NPR programing, Venture Brother cartoons, Buffy episodes, a blank moleskin notebook for when inspiration/desperation strikes, and my entire music collection.

The car is being worked on this week. New tires, new belts, an oil change and other standard bits. Checked my Emergency kit and all is well.

My dad has agreed to let me borrow his super sweet Cannon D (something or other) digital SLR for the trip. So get ready for great pictures. I'm not the best of photographers but I've hit upon the trick of take a billion pictures and at least 3 or 4 will be passable. The camera has "burst" mode which allows you to take a quick succession of 3 pictures each time you take a picture. This mode is excellent when you are trying to take pictures of whirling dervishes or children alike. As a lot of time that perfect "moment" occurs just a second after a picture is taken. The camera has 4 gigs of memory so no limitations as to the number of pictures I can take. Also big plus the camera will take pictures in RAW mode which I've been wanting to try out.

Well I'm nearly ready to take on the road. Still have to figure out good places to stay the night on the way but no worries there.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Impressions of Portland

Got to keep this brief, as I'm still using borrowed wi-fi. This time I'm writing from the middle of a time vortex; it's my local pub, the Black Cat, and apart from the wireless internet access, the place might as well be from 1986. The cigarette smoke hangs like a haze over the neglected pool table as a ragtag band of older local type folks, who look like they'd need to be removed from their barstools with prybars, attempt to achieve (with a little help from the Pabst brewing company) a deeper tone of red for their noses. Apparently, during the schoolyear, the place livens up and is something of a hangout for L&C students. Right now, though, it's definitely in the running for the most stereotypically blighted bar in the Northwest. But this being Portland, there are at least a selection of local brews to sweeten the deal.

Anyway, the city has been rather different from the image of it that I had been building up over the summer. My neighborhood, for example, is something of a disappointment. After my successful escape from Worcester, I had been looking forward to getting back into the urban milieu that I love so well. Alas, when I read that Portland is a city of neighborhoods, I did not anticipate that a more accurate description would have been "a collection of villages packed in tighter than is usual," or "small nodes of activity cushioned by generous helpings of suburban residential areas." I guess these descriptions do not have the same ring as "a city of neighborhoods," but to be honest the whole urban designation seems to be a bit misleading, at least from my vantage point in sleepy southern Sellwood.

This is not to say that Sellwood does not have its charms. In fact, while Dad was here I took advantage of the presence of another gourmand, not to mention the additional wallet, to make the grand culinary tour of the neighborhood, and we sampled the victuals of several nearby establishments. In general, I believe our stomachs will be well cared-for in the upcoming year(s), including those nights that (gasp) we will have to do our own cooking. There is a good supermarket not too far from the apartment, and it might best be described as a cross between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods. And there are several watering holes within striking distance of home, and at least one within staggering distance, so that will take care of that. There's even a small one-screen cinema that we can reach without benefit of bike or car. Still, the general tenor of the neighborhood is decidedly small-town, which I suppose is best proved by studying the closing hours for all of these businesses: none but the bars are open after 10pm (not even the coffee places), and frequent public transport service to the area effectively ends at 7pm. Having just come from a job where the hours were irregular and sometimes stretched far into the night, I can understand the desire not to let work overrun one's life. Nevertheless, I just can't wrap my head around the idea that restaurants would close before the customary dining hour for the entire civilized world (by which I mean me, of course). I foresee a rough adjustment ahead.

I did manage to get into the city center over the course of my many meanderings last week, and that district is much more to my taste. There are tall buildings that block the sun's insufferable cheery rays, and you have to share the sidewalks, and the volume of buses and streetcars in service at any given time causes drivers to bang their heads against their steering wheels. All in all, a reasonable facsimile of a major urban area. Businesses there are open later too, and they exist all piled up on each other in that wonderfully cramped city way, rather than insulated from each other by homes with lawns and gardens. Perhaps we will attempt to relocate to this concrete paradise next year, if we can find a reasonable rent there.

There is a thriving music scene here, which Dad and I have already dipped our toes into oh so cautiously. On Tuesday, we saw Rufus Wainwright with Sean Lennon and A Fine Frenzy at the Crystal Ballroom. Although neither of us ended up being a fan of Rufus Wainwright (you have to respect the sinuous, vaguely torch song quality of his writing and the expertise of his arrangements, though), we found Sean Lennon to be a winner. He had a voice eerily like his father's and a unique blend of early '70s fuzzy guitar solos against a backdrop that incorporated electrofolk elements with the distinctive keyboard style he has used since the mid-'90s (what's-her-name from Cibo Matto is at the synthesizer for this tour). Opinions differed about openers A Fine Frenzy, a piano-driven trio from LA; I liked the forlorn songs and the sense of great space within the sonic texture, while Dad thought the mood in the hall would have been better served by a more energizing set. The standout, though, was the venue itself: first used in 1914 as a dance hall, it is a very grandiose upstairs ballroom with high ceilings, arched windows, roundels all done up in Edwardian pastel hues, and a wooden floor mounted on rollers for a unique bouncing feel when the crowd sets itself a-moving. The entire concert was very ably engineered from the sound booth, and I left after several hours with no ringing in my ears; this is the type of experience that will encourage me to go to more concerts.

And go I shall. This weekend is the PDX Pop Now! festival, a full weekend of free all-ages shows featuring mainly local groups. I look forward to seeing what the much-vaunted local scene has to offer. I expect that this set of shows will take up most of my day tomorrow, although I might be tempted to stray by the prospect of free ice cream in Sellwood Park.


Oh, I almost forgot. I have visited the L&C campus at long last, and if possible it seems even smaller in real life than it does on the map. Seeing the scale of these buildings really drove home the concept that I am attending an institution with a smaller student body than my high school. This is simultaneously exciting and worrying, as I usually find myself more at ease in the anonymity of a crowd, for better or worse. But I am prepared to push myself beyond my comfort zone here, because being at ease in the anonymity of a crowd has also meant hiding from risk and success from time to time. Even more daunting than the prospect of total visibility, however, is the claustrophobia of the school's physical plant. Apart from the state forest that lurks behind the school, there doesn't seem to be anywhere on campus for me to be solitary (and everyone who knows me can imagine pretty well how I like the idea of using the forest for this purpose). In college, whenever I required some concentrated thinking, I could depend on the ability to occupy long-abandoned study carrels, pace up and down darkened library stacks, or if the situation became truly dire, to find a disused lavatory and have a good long poo while mulling the issue over (how I miss you, last stall in Emerson basement, last stall on Lamont floor 5, and of course the restroom in the Lamont sub-basement behind the European government records). My cursory examination of L&C, however, did not unearth any likely candidates for habitual Matt haunts. I never thought that this would be a source of frustration, but the whole school is too small and too damn well-lit.

At least those classmates that I have met so far have been uniformly warm. I stopped in at the Orientation office and had a nice chat with one of the rising second-years who runs the office during the summer, and that led to an invitation to go out with the entering class on Thursday night, where I met several interesting and friendly people. So far, there has been a conspicuous lack of backstabbing, competition and general jackassery, which is a promising sign for the future (historically, the law school experience is famous for the clash of titanic egos and crude Darwinism in the student body). The setting for our class outing was also more than pleasant: The New Old Lompoc bar, which by happy coincidence is the establishment that shows all the Red Sox games, and also serves its own house beers. I tried several quaffs that were hefty and malty, just the way I like them. This may be my new favorite place, and I would surely be there now but for the fact that it is a bit out of my way.

That is all the news from Portland at this juncture. I will very shortly be returning to the empty apartment, where my only companions at this time are Teddy and Cow, who are the silent type. But if you have an opportunity over the next few weeks, then hop in your DeLorean, crank it up to 88mph and zoom over here to the Black Cat, and we will share a beer and a few laughs. I'll have Huey Lewis playing on the jukebox for you.