Thursday, December 25, 2008

Christmas Day

Sellwood Park

I hope the day finds you warm and happy! Here's a run down of today's adventures:

1. Drank Peruvian Christmas Hot Chocolate
2. Opened Presents
3. Read Tales of Beedle the Bard all the way through
4. Made Onion and Leek Tartlets
5. Ate Onion and Leek Tartlets (nom nom nom)
6. Decided to go see Frost Nixon
7. Got the car stuck in the unplowed driveway
8. Dug the car out with a garden spade
9. One of my tires was so flat it fell off the rim
10. Changed flat tire
11. Put car back in parking spot.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Of kicking, scraping and sweeping

I hesitated. I knew snow was coming but honestly I didn't want to pay $20 for a shovel knowing full well I would problably never use it again. The last time it snowed more than 6 inches in Portland was something like 1964. So can you blame me?

This morning when we opened the door and snow fell INTO the house I decided to give up. I called the only hardware store within walking distance:

Guy:"True Value"
Me: "Hey! You're open yay!"
Guy: "yup"
Me:"So do you have any shovels?"
Guy:"::snort:: I wish."
Me:"::despondent sigh::"

Come to find out it's really rather difficult to shovel without a shovel. Mostly I swept off the top layer, kicked off the middle layer and then used my car ice scraper to clear to the pavement. Then my ice scraper broke. I probably should have used it on my car first and the pavement second. ::sigh again::

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Radiation shmadriation

For the past year I've been dealing with super crappy cell reception in my house. If I wasn't standing next to my bedroom window at the exactly correct angle I wouldn't get any reception. It was killing my battery as the phone spent all day looking for a signal. But yea! A few days ago I realized that my phone was ringing even though it was in my coat pocket far away from any window. A few days later an explanation appeared in my mailbox as an article on the local weekly the Sellwood Bee. The article was about people complaining about the new cellphone antennas that have been placed on taller telephone poles. Meh...at least my phone works now.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Portland Snow Day


Snow 031
Originally uploaded by benrue
We woke this morning to to the snow promised for yesterday. Large fluffy flakes were coming down and it made Portland feel a little bit more like home. The bedroom was frigid as we couldn't turn the heat on. Yesterday the temperatures dipped below freezing so we turned our electric heat in the bedroom. Before long the room was full of burnt plastic smell. We quickly turned off the heater and inspected the area for an errant toy stuck in the baseboard. Not seeing anything we turned the heat on again to try and figure out where the smell was coming form. As soon as we turned it on a loud snap and sparks flew out of the baseboard. We immediately turned it off and I spent the rest of the day leering at the dam thing. Figures coldest week on record in Portland and we have no heat in the room we use the most.

Today was a wonderful day though so I really can't complain. We walked across the street to Starbucks bought a paper and spent a little while sipping hot chocolates and coffee while Matt tried to solve the NY Times Sunday crossword.

We came home and had fun watching ARCTIC BLAST 08' on the news. The local transit authority assured Portland that all their buses had snow chains and that they would be making all of their stops. Great except that assurance was then followed up with but the buses won't be following any kind of schedule so just stand out side and eventually one might show up...maybe..problably not. This was followed up with shots of Portland covered in 3 inches of snow and cars stranded by the side of the road. Waylaid by those same three inches of snow.

Disappointed by our fellow Portlanders we decided to go for a walk, do a little shopping and to buy a Christmas tree. All good intentions aside we ended up at the pub. It was good day.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The French are coming, The French are coming!

Monday I learned from a man wearing an ascot (he wasn't even wearing it ironically) that he now owns me. No not Matt, though he does have a rather nice ascot (thanks Monica). Our little company got acquired by a very large multinational firm that specializes in in vitro diagnostics. Super.

It's all very odd, I've never worked at a company that has been acquired and tensions are understandably quite high. I've spent most of the week pushing the unhappy possibilities out of my mind as I've had bigger more present fish to fry. I instead focused on how exactly to say their very French name without sounding like a total asshole. I think it's working, but honestly I never even took French in high school (I cheated and took Spanish (suckazz!)) so maybe I'll come up with an American friendly nickname like they did for Dice-K. I'm thinking along the lines of Dice-Ru. hrmm...no dice.

I think I'll go ahead and hope that my job doesn't become redundant because their benefits freaking rock. Can anyone say pension?? No you can't because you probably work for an American company! Four weeks vacation, 12 holidays, fully vested 401k! French people are wicked awesome. Sigh.. I'll update my resume this weekend.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Obsession

It happens every once in a while. I'll be skipping trudging walking along (let's not ascribe any particulars to the manner in which that walking is generally done) the winding road of life when out of the corner of my eye I see something in passing that piques my interest. At times it's a shiny bauble that won't be ignored. It stops me in dead in my tracks and demands my attention. Other times it's a small curiosity that I see only because it doesn't belong. The second scenario is generally my favorite because the experience comes with a sense of discovery. The first is usually guaranteed fun.

There is a third scenario though that I don't much like to acknowledge. This one involves a dastardly little creature that sits smack in the center of my path. Its head arrogantly tilted to the side a knowing smile playing on its lips as I approach. The creature assumes my coming infatuation as it has caused it so many times before in countless others. I'm instantly put off by its demeanor my right eyebrow goes up in a doubtful glance I step to the side and walk on by. A little while later the creature will show itself again waiting for acknowledgment or respect and I pass it by again looking back to make sure it doesn't follow. Time and time again I'll pass it by, eventually I just stop stick the thing in a box in an attempt to keep it away from me. But the creature does not stay away and it wears me down. With a sigh I kneel down and give in to a quick pat. It's soft and warm! The creature gloats and begins its siren purr. I've lost and am hardly aware that I've curled myself next to the creature and buried my face in its sweet smelling fur. The creature's collar jingles at my touch and unseen by me Twilight is that persistent creatures name.

(Matt doesn't appreciate it when I bring it home)

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I haven't written in a while so Gaby made me post an email I sent out

This song is super catchy, but so wrong. I warn you solemnly: do not watch this video unless you can forgive yourself for laughing at a scene set in an abortion clinic. That is why I have only sent the link to you, my most morally suspect friends.



By the way, Amanda Palmer was a fixture at Harvard Square back when we lived there. She was the living statue usually dressed as a bride. Nice to see a local girl make good.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Don't Mess With My Sis

My cute tiny little asian sister took up kickboxing about 2 years ago much to the chagrin of our mother. I'm not entirely sure what got her interested in beating people up but hey now watch out!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Open Letter To President Elect Barack Obama

The Honorable Barack Obama
United States Senate
713 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington
, D.C. 20510

Sir,
By the time you receive this letter, you will likely be our President-elect, an event that we have long anticipated with excitement. We therefore wish to be among the first to congratulate you on your victory, your historic and inspiring campaign, and your hard work all across this nation over nearly two years. You have transformed American politics from a game for cynics and strategists played out in a small number of battleground states, to a nationwide debate that can involve all Americans, no matter the state in which they live or their previous political engagement. This in itself is no small feat, but what is more interesting is that your campaign has made itself a phenomenon that has captured the attention of those Americans through the enunciation of high-minded themes delivered high-mindedly. You have made hope one of the centerpieces of your campaign, and the growth, robustness, and disciplined behavior of your organization so far has given us a concrete token of the rewards of the hope you encourage.

Senator, hope is, as you no doubt know, one of the most powerful emotions we can have. But it is also one of the most delicate. You have successfully conjured it out of the hardened hearts of Americans, and have harnessed it for this election. But now that the election is at an end, the real work must begin. You have built up a strong grassroots organization and much goodwill within this country and abroad. In the long road ahead, you will be tested as all leaders are. Often, the ideas of politicking, pandering and triangulating for the sake of your political career will be seductive. At those moments, sir, please recall that at your bidding, we have shed our cynicism for the chance to have a new kind of President, a leader rather than a politician. Please remember that we are vulnerable because we have invested so much emotion in the hope of a better future and a better government that starts with us (and you) today. Above all, sir, we bid you remember that many of us have entrusted you with our fledgling and nascent hopes, and that it will not be easy or perhaps even possible to generate new hope if these are betrayed. We know you value hope and the engagement of the broad community of Americans. Therefore, sir, we charge you to protect that hope which we have given over to you.

We wish you the very best of luck in your Presidency. For the sake of us all, and for the sake of our faith in a brighter tomorrow, may Providence guide your hand as you take the helm of the ship of state.

Sincerely,

Matthew A. Green and Gabriela K.Tanaka
Citizens
Young People
First-time Campaign Volunteers

Friday, October 31, 2008

Mario World

Last year I started working at PML a few days before Halloween. I was so excited to find out that PML had a whole week of decorations, costumes and pumpkin carvings. I felt right at home. One of my coworkers in customer service really gets in to the Halloween spirit and he brought giant scary clowns, cobwebs and a barbecue pit with human remains roasting on crackling fire.

Alas last year Customer Service didn't win any prizes and they were dejected. People were considering not participating and the most enthusiastic of the bunch took Halloween day off to work on the decorations at his house.

I've been thinking about what to do for next Halloween ALL year. And when November came around I started bugging people to cheer up and I started floating ideas:
****Disclaimer in case you haven't noticed I'm a bit of a geek********
Original Star Trek (picture appropriate cardboard sets, bad acting, an unfortunate temp in a red shirt dying before days end)
Random Japanese Anime (think giant eyes, too much caffeine, floating subtitles)
Super Mario Brothers ( turtles, goombas, bowser oh my!)

I'm happy to say I won them over. Take a look

Mario World

Run! Bowser!

Customer Service

yea we won

Monday, October 20, 2008

Make your own Barack O'Lantern

I guess I'm not as original as I thought. Found http://www.yeswecarve.com/ where people across America are posting pictures of their Barack O'Lanterns. If you would like to make your own they have some great and easy stencils.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Halloween Again

Yay!!! It's fall and though we don't get the turning of the leaves to extent you guys back East get them it's still my favorite season. In Portland as the days get shorter another reason to celebrate fall is because shortly the sun will go away for a few months and the rains will begin in earnest. So we try to enjoy every crisp and clear fall day that we can.

Also the BEST part about fall in my humble opinion is the advent of Halloween. How can you go wrong with free candy and opportunities to dress up? You just can't. I'm trying to convince Matt that for Halloween we should make the hour trek up to Timberline Lodge where The Shining was filmed. They are having a screening of the movie and it sounds like wholesome terrifying fun.

Oh yea and also I present to you:
THE BARACK O' LANTERN!

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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

The Day the Market Died

If you're anything like me you need several of hours of someone like Matt talking in order to understand things. As Matt is currently otherwise occupied I thought I would share today's alternate source for information on the whole Bail Out/Market Crisis thing.

NPR's This American Life has put together an excellent show explaining how the banks got into the mess they are in, how their epic failure affects everyday people who don't have any money invested in the market, and how the bail out might or might not help. Oh also they managed to do all that without making it sound utterly boring or incomprehensible.

So pull up a chair and crowd the family around the computer or you know join the 21st century and download it to your personal MP3 player of choice. Listen HERE.


Thursday, October 2, 2008

Oh,The places you'll go!


visited 5 states (2.22%)

Check it out. These are the countries I have visited (Germany was a layover but I'm counting it!). There's a website that lets you create this map by checking off the countries you have been in. I created my map and took a look. My first thought was "Hey I've never been to Alaska!" then I remembered that it's part of the United States.

....Meanwhile.....Somewhere in Missouri a little bit of Sarah Palin dies...

The same site let's you create a similar "Place's I've Been" map for the United States. I wish that blue was an option. I don't like seeing that much red on a map of the US; it's unsettling.



visited 27 states (54%)
Create your own visited map of The United States

Friday, August 15, 2008

Grr Arrg!

Just sitting here waiting for itunes to reinstall. Why is it everytime that you have a real actual need for your ipod (plane trip) itunes decides it hates you!! Why!!! Sean commiserate with me here. I'm just trying to upload a movie and some music legally! Why must it be so hard to pay for things! Sigh..rant over

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Why you shouldn't bite!



For those of you who aren't aware one of Matt's favorite hobbies is to pretend he's a raptor. And no matter what this raptor persona would try and have you believe know that he's not ever a gentle vegetarian raptor who smells daisies and plays with furry kittens.



For the most part raptor behaves but he does have an awful habit of biting. Apparently I'm not the only one who's had problem with prehistoric monsters. Why a simple google of "pretending to be a raptor" will result in a long list of people with the same hobby and I'm sure somewhere out there one can find a list of people being annoyed by people pretending to be raptors. So for your viewing pleasure: 9 Reasons NOT to date a Tyrannosaurus Rex

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Earthquake Twitter

So how long did it take you to hear about the earthquake in LA yesterday? I heard around noon time on NPR and immediately hit the New York Times web site for some more information and texted Matt at work. While I was waiting for the page to load a bit of worry began to buzz within me as Monica, Matt's sister, is in LA. There was no information on the nytimes web site yet so I set of on a google hunt to see what I could learn. Quickly I hit upon twitter and the hundreds of messages pouring in about the earthquake. I quickly learned through the hundreds of tweets that the earthquake though it lasted a long time it wasn't that bad.

A quick review for all you out there Twitter is like a micro blog. Users sign up and blog by text message. The Tweets (what the postings are called) are short and succinct. You can follow people on twitter and it's generally used answer the question "What are you doing right now?". The neat things about twitter that you can see what word is most often being used in all the twitters being submitted and watch a stream of any tweets coming through with that keyword.

The tweets on the earthquake began seconds after the earthquake occurred. It took the AP about 10 minutes to put out a short blurb on the news wires. I stayed on twitter to see what the progression on messages would be. There were some general trends evident in the messages. For about the first half hour or so after the earthquake the messages were along the lines of "OMG! Earthquake!" then they were followed by messages from LA along the lines of "I'm ok. Earthquake not that bad" and at this time also messages to people in LA with well wishes "shout out to my LA peeps hope you're ok". The I'm ok messages went on for about another hour or so and then came the sometime hilarious: what was I doing during the Earthquake messages. My favorite was of a woman who was at the OBGYN and in the middle of an exam when the earth shook.

Right now twitter is an entertainment tool and clearly not a "newswire" or true communication tool. Just the same my thoughts on the phenomenon is "How cool is that!" instant word from the people on the ground telling the world what's happening. Other news sources saw the usefulness of twitter during the earthquake and I began to see Opinion Editorials commenting on Twittier and what it's existence could mean for the dissemination of news. As if on cue as soon as those OpEds were posted Twitter's website crashed.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Saturday Morning


Matt: Gaby, if you poke me one more time I will kill you.
Gaby: If I die you should assume that I'm haunting you.
Matt: So in practice you really wouldn't have to haunt me all the time.
Gaby: Every time you tripped you should know it was probably my ghost that caused it.
Matt: But you might not even be there! You could be on vacation in Ghosta Rica or something!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

DYING... GASP... GASP

Aghh!! The Wretchedly Mysterious Internet Lords have allowed the Dr. Horrible Website to crash!!! I can't access youtube at work. Hrmm maybe it's on youtube...searching for a Proxy to bypass work filters.

Foiled! Dam! Proxy servers suck! All I have left is the twitter feed and comments on Wheadonesque. Sigh...

Ohhhh I can but a t-shirt: http://www.jinx.com/drhorrible

Friday, July 11, 2008

Tulip Festival


A couple months back Matt and I went to a tulip festival south of Portland. I was very excited by the idea of wooden shoes and Matt was kind enough to humor me.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog

Have you noticed the wondrous visage of Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion gracing the bar on the right hand of this blog? Over there -------->
It is an ad recommendation just click on it dammit.

During the now fabled writers strike of 2008 the brilliant and enormously foreheaded Joss Wheadon had a thought. His thought was the Hollywood system of creating shows is broken, and the internet=cool. An thus was born Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog. Do you really want to know what it's about? You can't be convinced that it's worth seeing just because it stars the magnificent Neil Patrick Harris and the broad shouldered Nathan Fillion, Joss Wheadon wrote it, and it's free? You're a tough sell. Click on the banner and watch the trailer. Now go forth and spread the word support new media.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Never Never Land

It started slowly. Insidiously really. One day I was skipping class sleeping in spending time wondering if perhaps only one person really existed in the world and the rest were extras in a an other worldly double feature movie created by a bored omnipotent being and the next I was waking up at 5am on a regular basis trudging through a two hour commute to make $14 an hour plus benefits. Sure every once in a while there were small reprieves. A concert one night, a session of binge drinking another night, staying up all night to read Harry Potter and Deathly Hollows. Little by little though I started paying bills on time, vegetables that were not on top of delicious meat patties where being introduced into to my diet, and I leaned how to use the word Kafkaesque appropriately.

Luckily my commute to work is no longer two hours long but still I'm waking up at 5am. Why? To do what I swore would never be worth getting out of bed a few short hours after I fell asleep for: exercise. More precisely swimming. Well it's really more like determined flailing, or NOT drowning.

Four times a week I wake to my cell phone's alarm ringing to the tune of A-Ha's Take on Me. Getting out of bed is hastened by the usual morning need to pee. While on the toilet I convince myself that I'll go to bed early tonight so this won't be as horrible the next day. I never do and it always is.

By quarter to six I've encased my jiggly self in to a bit of Lycra and am racing the senior citizen, who doesn't know we're racing, in the lane next to mine. I don't count the number of laps as that may lead to disappointment. Instead I measure success in the decreasing number of ragged gasping breathes I have to take between laps. After three weeks it's down to eight, yay for me!

So here I am on that shining razor edge between what was and what will be. I still refuse to go to bed before midnight, I laugh hysterically when Matt makes our teddy bears dance, sometimes when I go to the supermarket for ketchup I come back with pie and chips. But still I can't seem to escape the looming world of adult hood with it's soothing yet confining regularities.

I still remember how to get there, Neverland, right at the second star straight until dawn. That second star it's not as bright as it used to be and getting hard to see.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy 4Th!

Happy fourth of July everyone! This is my third year as an official card carrying American and I take this time to reflect on what that means. For instance I just realized that all those years from second through sixth grade where I was made to participate in "I'm proud to be an American" sing-a-longs, coloring in red white and blue flags, and saying the pledge of allegiance were in fact acts of high treason on my part. oops. (for those just tuning in I was officially a Venezuelan citizen prior to 2005)

Well punishable by death acts aside please partake in a recent conversation I had with a friend of mine. I call it When Geeks Chat. Think of it as an anthropological study

12:18 PM Peter: "Resistance is Futile. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own."
me: HAHA
12:19 PM Peter: Happy 4th to you too! =)
me: is it sad that the only red white and blue in my closet is on a borg shirt? (said t-shirt can be seen above )
Peter: HAHAHA... naaa
12:20 PM It's okay, for a long time (7.75yrs) to be considered patriotic, you have to be a Borg drone....
me: so Nat tells me your sporting an Ironman look (my friend is having heart issues and his doctor made him wear a heart monitor)
12:22 PM Peter: Sort of... it's really more like Locutus- early looks
12:23 PM Wires and stuff... not pretty
But thankfully it's only for 24hrs
me: well it certainly can't be due to the work environment provided by tufts
12:24 PM Peter: Perish the thought!
me: how's the baby coming along?
or rather babies
Peter: That and the fact that Megan is almost ready to give birth any day....
One baby!!!
12:25 PM I'd die if it wasn't
me: it
it's why god gave you two arms
Peter: Uh-huh
me: :-p
12:26 PM Peter: ::shakes fist:: "Why I oughtta!"
12:28 PM Well the name is definitely going to be Luke, BTW
me: soon you'll be in a rocking chair saying "why when I was your age I had to illegally download albums on song at a time"
Luke is AWESOME!!!!
12:29 PM one song not on song
Peter: Yeah, "None of this fancy-shmancy neural interface download. We had it rough, we needed iPods.!"
12:30 PM me: ok so check out this baby name popularity chart for luke http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Luke
12:31 PM me thinks there was a disturbance in the force somewhere in the 70's
Peter: "Luke.... I am your Father!"
12:32 PM me: Can you get a onsie that says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Peter: HAHAHA... LOL
"THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE!" That's cooler
12:33 PM me: much
and then the onsie should have one little sleeve sewn shut so he can't get his little hand out
lol
Peter: LOL
me: I'm tearing up
12:34 PM Peter: I personally think that a onesie that says "You'll find that I'm full of surprises."
would be pretty funny
12:36 PM me: oh man you think meagan would allow the kids room to be totally starwars pimped out? kinda like this but for star wars? http://www.whatisblik.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=B&Product_Code=NIN-SMB1
12:37 PM Peter: Super Mario bedroom = Kewl
me: well my lunch is over gotta go!
Peter: Later - see ya
12:38 PM me: make sure Nat tells me when you disappear into paternity leave land
Peter: I will!

Monday, June 30, 2008

It's a nice day for a white wedding

Oh did I tell you Matt and I are getting married....just checking to see if anyone is actually reading. I'm gonna go ahead and say my mom will read the first part of this and call me immediately.

But alas, no wedding planned for today or anyday. What is planned is even better then a $10,000 party and a dress I can only wear once. We're going to go see Billy Idol tonight!!!

He so dreamy...And I promise to only make a fool of my self once be calling him Spike (if you don't get that reference I'm not explaining it; it'll just lower your opinion of me).

This concert is dedicated to my good friend Erika. The owner of a beautifully decoupaged and neon painted toilet seat of Billy Idol that she keeps hung on her wall because Billy Idol is so dam cool, and who's birthday it is today.

Happy Birthday Erika!! Here's my Rebel Yell shout out for you today! I'm going to rock extra hard just for you.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Now if I could just get someone to pay me...

I've been using flickr now for one year to host my pictures online. One of the features of Flickr that I enjoy the most is the community aspect of it. When you post a picture online you have the option to tag it with whatever information you would like (geotag it with global coordinates, names, colors, whatever). This feature allows people to search all the pictures posted on flickr. People can also leave comments on each picture and can make one of your pictures their "favorite" .

On Monday Schmap contacted me on flickr and asked permission to use one of my pictures in one of their online Map guides for Portland. I weighed it..they generate revenue from ads but all I get is a credit. But I figured a credit is better then nothing. So here I am on Friday. EEEEEEEE!!!

Friday, June 6, 2008

Not bad for a teenage songwriter

That may be damning by faint praise, I realize, but if you love math jokes and the people who are irresistibly drawn to making them, then you had better check out this YouTube video. His user page has several more songs, but some of them are of uneven quality. Oh, and if you are not in the mood for puerile humor, do yourself a favor and hold off on this for a while.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Why Yes, I Am A Professional Model

Did you know that Barack (we're on a first name basis) and I go way back. I'll prove it; I'm friend 4,479 on his Flickr contact list. He pulled a few strings for me and got me in the papers. Can you spot me? I know it's tricky. Check it out:

Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Kills


Saw The Kills on Friday night at Barbati's Pan. Heard them on the radio Thursday morning while taking a shower trying to wake up along with a description of "like the white stripes but sexier" and I was sold. I'm super paranoid about getting tickets before a show. Ever since I tried to see a THE HIVES concert in Boston and got laughed away at the door. So I'll pretty much always bend over and take it up the ass and pay ticket master their ridiculous fees. But sodomy aside we could have gotten tickets at the door just fine.

The venue was alright spacious, hot as hell, the sound system was total crap. The only lyrics I heard from the opening act was "danny glover" and "I want to fuck you in the face." The opening act was a band whose name I can't remember (mmm..rum and cokes...) had lead singer that really could have used a good snort of speed cup of coffee. I spent most of their set making friends with the bartender.

The Kills were what one would describe as Punk.pop. Depending on the song they veered from a good old fashioned punk throw down, through a twangy almost country song, a right at popyy sing-along-able catchy tune and landed in a euphoric dissonance filled lullaby. The stage presence was right on. Appropriate amounts of convulsions and stamping about energized the audience. Big plus for me is that they put some thought into their presentation. They had a projector showing random black and white video clips of cowboys, small children skipping rope, fire works and much more. Sometimes the images were confusing and I guess one could say gave it a modern art feel other times the video was right on in evoking emotion and atmosphere (fireworks!!). Have a listen.

I Swear To God This Isn't Me!!!!


Cops: Man forgets girlfriend's birthday so girlfriend bites him

Besides how could Matt forget? I write reminders in his calendar everyday a month in advance.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The Icing on the Cake

To top it all off, those Was (Not Was) tickets for tonight are gonna be free! The venue held a contest for two free passes, and I just heard that I won. This weekend is shaping up to be frickin' sweet.

Friday, May 16, 2008

first sunburn of the year

School is out for the summer and yesterday the sun finally decided to come out and make up for lost time. After months and months of seemingly endless cloud cover, yesterday was unseasonably warm and bright, and so I moseyed on down to the park to read the paper, take in the view (the park is on a bluff overlooking the river), and catch some rays. That last part is important because living in the Pacific Northwest has made me almost translucently pale. Of course, it's now only one day into the "bearable" season and I've already turned a sort of chafed-skin or salmon-pink hue. Curse you, damnable lack of melanin!

But today is another scorcher, with the mercury expected to climb into the high 90s (I feel like the DJ from Do the Right Thing as I type this), so it would be a massive waste if I did not enjoy at least a little more outdoor play time. This time, though, I will be sure to find some type of three-digit SPF to bathe in before leaving the house.

All week, Gaby and I will also be celebrating the beautiful weather with a dinner menu inspired by the cuisines of Sicily, Spain and Morocco. Last night's attempt (which I really liked but was not a big hit with Gaby, who ended up eating pizza instead) is apparently a Sicilian favorite: pasta con sarde. This is spaghetti in a complex sauce of sardines, onions, fennel bulb and seeds, pine nuts, raisins, chilies, lemon zest and juice, and topped with a little cheese and fennel tops. Yum yum. Oily-fishy and herby and spicy with little bursts of raisiny sweetness. Tonight we will be cooking up a Moorish-influenced Spanish dish: lemon chicken with ginger and pine nuts. It will have no fish and probably a lot less heat, so I expect Gaby will enjoy this dinner much more (i.e., she will actually eat it).

What a weekend we have planned for ourselves, by the way. Tonight Gaby really wants to see The Kills in concert, but that may change by the time she comes home from work (at which time she normally turns into a pumpkin). Tomorrow night Was (Not Was) (remember "Walk the Dinosaur" from 1987?) is coming to town for a show that promises to be a good time. And to wrap it all up, on Sunday we are going out to an Obama campaign rally. Who knows, we may even get to meet the man himself.

That's all from here for right now. More to come now that time is abundant and life is possible again.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Merry pranks for a sober age

Two of my favorite high-concept prankster-protester organizations just teamed up for a project on the Google campus, and got a video produced by BoingBoingTV (hosted by Xeni Jardin, who just makes me all weak-kneed and puddly). Due to some fortuitous timing, the installation happened to occur during a Google shareholder meeting, so the mainstream media was also on hand to record the madness.

Google's security staff, to its credit, seemed to behave with admirable restraint.

To learn more about the participating groups, you can find the official sites for the Billboard Liberation Front here, and for monochrom here.
They are providing the world with a valuable service, so support them!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

I Would Like To Thank The Little People...

Hehe so I got entirely to excited that KMUN 91.9 Astoria a little NPR affiliate on Oregon's north coast chose one of my photos as their picture of the day for May 17th.

cliff walk

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Art, Waffles, Beer

Continuing our attempt to visit restaurants in Portland that are NOT IKEA we decided to visit Jáce Gáce this morning. We were lured by an ad in the Mercury (the source of all fun in Portland) promising Art, Waffles, Beer. How could it go wrong?

Honestly that is an genius combination. You get the fun of beer, the attempt at cultural broadening with art, and warm nutritious waffles. The cultural broadening was particularly important for us as Saturday was spent ENTIRELY in bed watching two seasons of The Office on Netflix.

The inside of the restaurant was going for a minimalist feel with white sparse walls, a flame retardant mylar ceiling, bundles of sticks, and black metal patio furniture. It makes sense as it also a gallery but waffles are difficult to enjoy when your butt is cold.

I had the Three Bites $8.00 - waffle covered in honey and walnuts, served with prosciutto, apples, and Brie on the the side. It was delicious and filled my waffle craving needs. The presentation was clean and crisp though don't come to Jáce Gáce with a huge appetite. Though filling by the rest of the world's standards it is just one waffle and my American Super Size stomach had a hard time grasping the idea of correct portions.

Matt had th Piña Colada $7.00- waffle covered with bananas,fresh pineapple, brown sugar and topped with coconut whip cream. Matt's verdict: waffle = delicious.

Count us in as repeat brunchers.

Monday, May 5, 2008

By the sea, Mr. Green, that's the life I covet

So I hadn't logged into my flickr page for such a long time that I forgot my password and screen name. It took about 4 days of trying different combinations of commonly used passwords, screen names (security disclaimer; one should not HAVE commonly used passwords) and getting locked out for trying to brute force my password (hmm can I verbify "brute force?") before I could get in.

To commemorate I finally put up some pictures I took a few weeks ago when my coworker Jeff showed us around his nifty hometown of Seaside. A small beach town that until recently, due to some unfortunate riots, was a bustling spring break retreat. We were supposed to meet up with another coworker, Eric, from BC Canada and go around taking photo's together but Eric only made it as far as Seattle and so it was just us awkward three.

Take a look and enjoy!
Jeff

Friday, April 4, 2008

Wiping The Tears Of My Keyboard

I'm sitting here entering in orders listening to NPR minding my own business. On and off today NPR has been honoring the life of Martin Luther King Jr as today marks the anniversary of his death. Scratchy hissing snippets of him speaking in that immediately recognizable style.

For me Martin Luther King Jr. has always been a historical figure. A man who changed America and gave people hope. Since second grade I have known that he made huge changes in our country and meant a great deal to millions of people but he was still just a historical figure to me. A person whose face is printed on cheap cardboard medallions that people hang up in school hallways during black history month. Heck I was on the MLK JR welcoming committee in High School. I read and learned about his death with the same detachment that one has when reading about Abraham Lincoln's death or deaths of the Salem witches. A sad bit of history that touched the nation.

Today NPR played a sound clip that really put things in to focus for me. The clip was that of Bobby Kennedy who was scheduled to give speech 40 years ago today. Before he went on stage he learned that Martin Luther King Jr had been shot and killed. The people in the audience had been in the auditorium for some time waiting for the speech and had not been exposed to the news of his death. Bobby gets on stage and tells the people that he will not give the speech that he intended to give today because he has some bad news to give to them. You here Bobby tell the crowd that Martin Luther King JR has been shot and killed and the crowd, they wailed. The uncontrollable grief, usually reserved for close family members, was tangible even through hissing pops of an old recording. It bridged the 40 year span between me and that moment in their lives. I for the first time found grief in me for a man who I never met, never saw, and died 40 years ago today.

So here's to the man whose work and life I have always known about but for the first time I truly mourned his loss.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter!

Hello all. I hope everything is well with you on this fine Easter Sunday. For us it has meant cooking some stuffed lamb and peas opening up a bottle of wine and listening to "The best of 1913". I know what you're thinking, super exciting. These crazy kids in the prime of their lives living it up like tomorrow they have to wake up early and go to work.

Last year during Easter my sister and I were in NYC to see a kickboxing tournament in Chinatown. The fight was on Friday night and then we spent the rest of the weekend wandering about NYC. On the Sunday before we left we were walking around Central Park and stumbled by the Tavern on the Green. They were hosting a clearly private socialite function. All we could see through the gaps between the unicorn shaped bush and 10 foot king-kong bush were brightly colored shapes moving to and fro. Honestly we weren't getting a good view and it looked like fun. So we decided to crash. While the ticket taker was busy corralling some children into the gardens we did a quick sidestep and we were in.
It was like going on safari. But instead of monkeys throwing feces or the unrelenting ferocity of a lion pride, we witnessed a spectacle that I thought merely existed in movies. The socialites were walking caricatures of themselves. A garden full of unbending botoxed faces adorned with furs and feathers. White gloves and miniature Burberry suits adorned the little boys, the girls all trussed up in frills and foofaraw. All around us we heard snippets of the native language:
"Muffy, you simply must tell me . . ."
"We recently had one of those people move next to our cottage in the Hamptons"
"Fauntleroy please don't spit on the help, now come sit beside Mumsie"

To add to this otherworldly atmosphere they were having an Easter hat contest. Clearly the rules of the contest were: make and decorate a hat to celebrate the season. The rules though were thus interpreted as spend a ridiculous amount of money and hire a team of designers to make it look like you have a budding artistic talent. Some hats were so tall and full of bunnies, flowers, boats that they required armature. More than one person hired help to dress in full costume and wear the towering monstrosities. My sister and I discreetly took pictures and notes. And after 15 minutes of wandering among the small crowd we started to get questioning looks and hightailed it when we saw a few men in coat tails and gloves scurrying our way.

How do you celebrate Easter and the end of winter?

Easter Hat

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Italian Kitchen pulls through for the win!

Woah! An actual response from an actual person at Italian Kitchen!

Hi Gabriela,
I am sorry for any inconvenience.
As a one time courtesy, we'll be glad to send you a new spoon. Please provide your name and physical shipping address. This item is currently out of stock and expected in later this month. Once it becomes available, we'll send it to you.
If we can be of any other assistance, please contact us.
Sincerely, Kerry Consumer care center

Wonder if it will come in time for my birthday?? Yay! ::doing the spoon version of the dance of joy::

As a one time courtesy I will email my saga to the consumerist.com so maybe they'll post about the great service I got.

Cultural disjunction

I have just managed to stop laughing at this old clip from the Lawrence Welk show. How on earth did Gail and Dale ever get this "modern spiritual" past the network censors?

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Single Handedly Providing Job Security In The Customer Service Sector

One wonders what people do when they leave their day jobs and go home. Do professional dancers go out dancing, opera singers to karaoke, and fishermen go fishing? In that case, what do customer service people do when they go home? Sure, some of us are naturals we are polite and understanding with out even trying. We go home continue the never ending narration of what we are doing while so that people know you are working and not simply putting them on punishment hold. Some of us take the phone of the hook and refuse to take an unnaturally positive helpful attitude for the rest of the night. I on the other hand provide job security to my comrades at arms phones by emailing other customer service people to complain about the mundane.

A few weeks ago I decide to replace that standard workhorse of the kitchen the wooden spoon. Ours probably belonged to Matt's mom when she first started her household and it's one of those with a hole in the middle. It was old, I didn't understand the purpose of the hole and the rounded bottom meant that when Matt stirred something very little was actually getting moved around the pot. I meant to solve these problems that with a new ergonomic spoon with a flat bottom I found at New Seasons. It was beauty in spoon form. Sure the price tag was bit high, $12, but it would last years, endorsed by Mario Batali, and no longer would things burn for lack of proper stirring as it came with a groove for you thumb so you would hold it correctly. A problem that I'm sure not most run into but if you've ever seen Matt hold a pen then you know he does things a tad bit differently.

I had an unnatural love for new spoon. Refusing to cook without it and commenting each night on what a great job it was doing. Then DISASTER! I was minding my own business scrapping the yummy goodness at the bottom of a pan to make a lovely sauce when CRACK like the thunder from Zeus my $12 spoon chipped and it now resembles a smiling 6 year old with its front tooth missing. Sadness abounds! My poor spoon struck down in the prime of its life by shoddy workmanship. After my tears were dried I managed to draw back my pouting lip and head to the internet for support. I made my way to the COPCO web site for Mario Batali kitchenware and emailed them my oh so sob story. So now I sit and wonder will they take pity on me and my spoon. Will I get more then a "thank you for your input" response? Will all my years building up good Customer Service Karma come back to me now? I'll have to let you know.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Cookies

Every once in a while I get the urge to do a bit of baking. A few weeks ago I decided to make some sugar cookies and decorate them like Cynthia's kitties Miko and Uli. I asked Matt if he would like to make a kitty cookie so I showed him how and walked away. When I had returned I came to see the Matt pretending to be a kitty cookie. I particularly enjoyed eating that one.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Portland's Chinese Classical Gardens


One of the prettiest places in Portland are the Chinese Classical Gardens. Situated on the outer edge of Chinatown, the Gardens are wonderful to visit at any time of year. Though the flowers weren't in bloom, we took Monica for a visit. We really meant to get out there earlier in the day hoping to catch a glimpse of the sun. But we were lazy and taking showers took much longer than expected as we let Matt go first and he used up all the hot water. MonicaIn the late afternoon we finally got out of the house. The sun never peaked out behind the clouds and it was a typical winter day in Portland, chilly and moist. The gardens with their gentle curves and calming waters did not disappoint. The highlight of the visit was the stop at the tea house inside the gardens. A huge variety of teas, each served in its appropriate pot and cups, was a welcome respite from the chilly outdoors.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Vintage Store Goodies

Monica's loverly new hat, Matt's new pince-nez, ascot, woolly hat and Teddy getting in on the fun with a new tie. Perhaps Matt and Monica will tell you the story. I just do pictures.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Monica has arrived on the scene

My sister Monica has just touched down in Portland for a post-holiday visit. She has been in LA for just a few months, but already finds that she needs a vacation from the self-absorbed and well-tanned SoCal smart set. I hope the damp palefaces here will help rejuvenate her spirit, because she has a lot of work ahead of her back in Lalaland.

Monica is making a movie. And this blog has a sneak peek at the first promotional materials. Coming soon (but not that soon, maybe Memorial Day 2009) to a theater near you:


Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Fun Korean stuff

A recent trip to Uwajimaya, the city's one-stop shopping center for all your Asian grocery needs and a respectable Asian book, movie and music store too, reminded us of the last great unexplored frontier in contemporary popular art: Korean hip-hop. Apparently, the rhythm and cadence of the Korean language perfectly suits the rap milieu, and it is widely rumored (in the Harvard East Asian Languages Department anyway) that Korean rap is the best in the world. YouTube helped us test this hypothesis when we got home. The results? See for yourselves . . .

(Beware: it is actually Korean-American. And not very hardcore. Still, catchy and fun enough that I have been seen dancing around and butchering the song since I heard it.)

Also, while the following is not technically rap, it is technically awesome.